Dublin Taxi Dude Frees Lady From Oppression by Inanimate Force (1 Viewer)

[Wavioli]

Once again, thanks for the advice!! You're a legend!

Man, I hope spiritualtramp isn't around to tease me about not knowing how to work bank machines...

she isnt, but I am! You're a stupidhead!

 

[MDR]

Good stories kids. More threads like this.

 

[jane]

Will do, sir. Is it okay if none of these threads involve me getting trapped in my house again? I think it would only be funny once.

 

[ICUH8N]

I dunno, if you managed to be trapped a second time, it might actually be even funnier.

 

[Anthony]

Clove Oil on sore teeth. Everyone has to try that. oh my god.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

<possibly recycled story>

One day, the guy sitting beside me in school had a savage toothache. A filling he had gotten a while back had partially fallen out.

As always I was anxious to help so I suggested he place the tinfoil from my Cadbury's Dairy Milk directly above the tooth and bite down hard.

We don't keep in touch.

 

[Zeelander]

I dunno, if you managed to be trapped a second time, it might actually be even funnier.

Stories about getting locked out of your house are good too.

I got locked out of my house before and climbed up the 6ft wall beside the house to jump onto a ledge, then climb in through the window. However, I ended up falling from a height and busting up my leg so bad that at my school debs the following week, I had to remain seated for the whole thing and wear flip-flops. I have billions of stories about my comically bad luck. I'm usually pretty unphased by those sort of things though, because my attitude is "Things could be a lot worse, this is actually pretty funny."

 

[Wavioli]

re: nglgngngnbngngn's post-AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 

[Wavioli]

Stories about getting locked out of your house are good too.

I got locked out of my house before and climbed up the 6ft wall beside the house to jump onto a ledge, then climb in through the window. However, I ended up falling from a height and busting up my leg so bad that at my school debs the following week, I had to remain seated for the whole thing and wear flip-flops. I have billions of stories about my comically bad luck. I'm usually pretty unphased by those sort of things though, because my attitude is "Things could be a lot worse, this is actually pretty funny."

yeah i got locked out of my house for hours the day before my leaving cert started, and I really needed to study. I found a wire hanger, and began fishing at the latch with it. While I was doing this a person came round to my house to deliver a leaflet and stopped dead in her tracks with a gasp. We just looked at each other until I proclaimed 'I live here, I swear!', which was met with silence and a suspicious glance. 'seriously! go and ask any of the neighbours!' so she cautiously gave me a leaflet and backed away still not sure whether to believe me. didnt even get the fucking door open, worst thief ever...

 

[MDR]

Will do, sir. Is it okay if none of these threads involve me getting trapped in my house again? I think it would only be funny once.

How about if you get trapped in a taxi and you have to ring your housemate to burst the door open.