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Does anybody know if theres anything you can give a dog to cure flatulence?
Hansel has been dropping rotten eggs all over the shop for the last day or so.The place reeks and we've got people coming over for dinner.I'm thinking he must have eaten one of Daisy's dirty nappies or something.
I'd stick him out the back but its his birthday.
Help!

 

[Stereobaby]

Good name for a band

 

[La La]

good name for a dog (hansel, i mean)

though maybe dogfarts could work too

 

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Does anybody know if theres anything you can give a dog to cure flatulence?
Hansel has been dropping rotten eggs all over the shop for the last day or so.The place reeks and we've got people coming over for dinner.I'm thinking he must have eaten one of Daisy's dirty nappies or something.
I'd stick him out the back but its his birthday.
Help!

Ah, the lost Terry & June scripts. Are you sure it's not the vicar or your boss coming over for dinner?

Let us know how this turns out.

 

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Good Grief.This is madness.He's at it again.

 

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Ah jazes,that was a false alarm.Herself left a pan of chickpeas burning on the cooker.Smells just like dogfarts though.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Ah jazes,that was a false alarm.Herself left a pan of chickpeas burning on the cooker.Smells just like dogfarts though.

Gazzer, fuck middle class values.
Love your dog for what he is, farts and all.

Try blaming the missus when the dinner guests are around. It'll be good for a laugh.
Maybe have a quiet word beforehand
"(Mrs Gazzer) is having some stomach problems and I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention it. If she blames the dog, just go along with it"

Their faces will be priceless. I guarantee it.

 

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Gazzer, fuck middle class values.
Love your dog for what he is, farts and all.

Try blaming the missus when the dinner guests are around. It'll be good for a laugh.
Maybe have a quiet word beforehand
"(Mrs Gazzer) is having some stomach problems and I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention it. If she blames the dog, just go along with it"

Their faces will be priceless. I guarantee it.

Thats good advice.Which is needed cos he's still at it.Burnt chickpeas and Hansels arse.This is living.

 

[evil bandit]

Fart on your dog and see how he likes it.

I guarantee that will cure the problem.

 

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I had to get out of the house for a while there.The fumes were starting to overpower me.I get back and the place now smells how I imagine a brothel would.All scented candles.EEEUUGGHHH

 

[Diddles]

Hansel is in the ha'penny place compared to Bouli. He's been farting all evening and it's both disgusting and audible. The stench is vomit inducing.

 

[HMD]

gary did you give hansel the keys to the gaf for his 21st? Halo is gone to cocos

 

[Corey]

I'd stick him out the back but its his birthday.
Help!

Not even God can help you Gazzer.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

nothing wrong with Terry and June

gazzer - bottle 'em up and unleash them at the party,

 

[Lolo]

Does anybody know if theres anything you can give a dog to cure flatulence?
Hansel has been dropping rotten eggs all over the shop for the last day or so.The place reeks and we've got people coming over for dinner.I'm thinking he must have eaten one of Daisy's dirty nappies or something.
I'd stick him out the back but its his birthday.
Help!

One of my friends swears that putting her dog on a vegetarian diet cured him of his flatulence. I would have thought it'd be the other way round, tbh, and even though I'm a committed veggie I don't think I'd inflict it on an animal who doesn't understand it. But it might be worth trying him on veggie dog food? Not sure where you'd get it in Ireland mind...

 

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One of my friends swears that putting her dog on a vegetarian diet cured him of his flatulence. I would have thought it'd be the other way round, tbh, and even though I'm a committed veggie I don't think I'd inflict it on an animal who doesn't understand it. But it might be worth trying him on veggie dog food? Not sure where you'd get it in Ireland mind...

Ah Lolo,thats crazy talk.

 

[nooleen]

give him some charcoal to eat

 

[nooleen]

although i suppose there's a chance he won't want to eat it..

 

[Lolo]

Ah Lolo,thats crazy talk.

As I said, I thought it would be the other way round (i.e. would make his farts worse), but she swears by it.

 

[jillface]

oh god, my dog nearly made me vom.
they're so bad!