Dodgy Jokes 'In The Scene' - Should They Be Allowed? (1 Viewer)

[kenn]

Oly I don't think you were present for the meeting on "Inappropriate humour in the scene" circa 2004. Tut Tut. We all learned a valuable lesson that day about how we must stream line our senses of humour and must not be funny any more. It most certainly was not gay.

 

[the strange guy]

I was there, I wasn't paying attention though.
I was down the back, doodling delicious, forbidden breasts in my copybook.
All of youse up the front were waving your hands waiting for your turn to speak.
Saps.

 

[D0njo]

I couldn't find the room it was in and got annoyed and then went home

 

[the strange guy]

This dodgy joke is well worth listening to from beginning to end so one may become suitably enraged.
After listening, it must be banned from 'the scene'.

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[piratecore]

jokes arent funny, if you laugh u r an instrument of oppression

 

[Corm]

This dodgy joke is well worth listening to from beginning to end so one may become suitably enraged.
After listening, it must be banned from 'the scene'.

YouTube - fluffy pup

Careful now! Deek will show up and fuck yis. That night was my introduction to "the Dublin punks". Ah...great days.

 

[the strange guy]

Nev smashing up his Oi Polloi record in front of Deek for giving out about the Macc Lads being put on the turntable in our old gaff...
A fine night it was.
Glad to see you're still in the gang, Corm.
A baptism of hilarious fire.

 

[Corm]

I don't know what's wrong with me. I ought to know better. But somehow, I still love both the Macc Lads and Oi Polloi. That said, having seen Oi Polloi over half a dozen times, I'd still swap them all for one night with the Macc Lads.

 

[piratecore]

sounds like a really really dodgy porn

 

[the strange guy]

In fairness, any band with a song titled 'Sex With Strangers' deserves respect.
Also, any band with a chorus that goes 'SIMON WESTON, SIMON WESTON, SIMON WESTON- AGHHHHHHHH!' also deserves respect.
Oi Polloi are alright, it's just that Deek can be a right-on prick.

 

[piratecore]

i like the way they reinforce the scottish stinge meister stereotype by handing out the tiniest dram imaginable at their gigs.

 

[Janer]

I bought the Oi Polloi live cd and he must speak 3-4 mins between every song, got tiresome after 2-3 plays, never played it since.

 

[Corm]

Let's not forget "PUNX PICNIC PUNX PICNIC PUNX PICNIC OI OI OI". The Guilty and Let The Boots Do The Talking 7-inches are still some of the best fuckin ever mix of anarcho punk & hardcore, EVER. Amazing lyrics too. POLICE VIOLENCE, VIVISECTION, THREAT OF NUCLEAR WAR & GOVERNMENT LIES!! Many drunken nights air-guitaring around Leinster Square and Milltown to that one.

But they still come nowhere close to the last 10 seconds of this, for pure fall-off-your-chair, drunken-Sunday, play-it-again "I can't believe he said that" hilarity:

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[piratecore]

they need a rest between all the KICKIN DOWN THE DOORS!!!

they have other lyrics too but damned if i can find them

 

[Corm]

AMERICANS OUT!! Brilliant for when there's Americans at the gig.

 

[piratecore]

ur a racist bastard

americans are cool...

 

[jamesy]

was anyone at the macc lads gig in charlies with paranoid visions?

 

[Corm]

ur a racist bastard

americans are cool...

I'm not a fuckin bastard!

Americans aren't cool.

 

[JenFast]

next time you wanna tell a dodgy joke...just remember what happened to this guy...

 

[Corm]

Or these guys: