Dirty Sanchez (5 Viewers)

[krystal]

who says I don't?

 

[DontMugYourself]

Originally posted by kirstie
Urine Geller: Piss on your lover while bending spoons

Strawberry Jam: period all over your fella as you have sex in a cupboard

mmmmm strawberry jam....I think I'm in love!!!

Kirstie..are you single?? want to go out on a date tonight??

I think this is destiny!!!ironyyy

 

[krystal]

why does no one see the beauty of the urine geller?

a perfect combination of celebrity and excreta, rolled into a pun stylee sex act

 

[Wooly]

I've been sitting here trying to match it


no dice

best i could come up with was Vanessa Felch

.. who regularly has semen-based residue sucked from her hole while presenting daytime TV

 

[DontMugYourself]

I still want you Kirstie....

 

[Jimmy Magee]

What's the Helen Keller then? A bit behind the times, me, perhaps