Des Bishop (5 Viewers)

[Rimbaud]

I worked in a chipper once - i`m pretty handy at the Drunken idiot thing too.

I`m an all round guy!

 

[broken arm]

jordan has been surprisingly "ok" in it - hasn't done or said anything too ridiculous

agreed. she took those freaky spiders like Rambo. respect.
Whats the problem with eels? - the eel was the least freaky thing.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i dunno dude...i can just imagine dr snuggles sitting around hanging out with the eel...unlike those fuckin spiders - nobody likes spiders..but eels are ok. just seemed kinda cruel to put it that close to neil ruddocks 'razor' sharp stubble.

andrew

 

[THRILLHO]

I never really took Jordan to be one of those "frail" girls who couldn't take shit like that. She seems more like one of those chicks in bukkake videos.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

what's a Bukkake video?

andrew

 

[thegoone]

why do yous watch this shit?

i wouldnt be arsed
you are wasting your time

 

[THRILLHO]

what's a Bukkake video?

http://www.google.ie/search?q=bukkake
http://images.google.ie/images?q=bukkake

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

the goone: becuase i am of very low intelligence

andrew

 

[thegoone]

pretend to be smarter
kick your tv in

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

can you recommend any good books or anything?

andrew

 

[NecroSteve]

Des Bishop comes out with some funny shite though. See below.

 

[thegoone]

who me?

 

[guy of the tiger]

Heh! heh! I'm pretty sure I heard you giving out about some ex-housemate of yours that was like that!

I thought Des Bishops' whining about his housemates not cleaning the sink was a little dumb. I hate people who give out about shit like that.

 

[Wilbert]

pretend to be smarter
kick your tv in

You've never watched any low-brow television?

 

[guy of the tiger]

Tintin - The Prisoners of the Sun
or

Tintin - Red Rachams treasure.

Captain Haddock is the best. 'BListering Barnacles' and all that shit.

"Tintin captivates the intellect while gently massaging your funnybone" - Fancy Herald

"One of my favouritest books ever" - Fancy Times

can you recommend any good books or anything?

andrew

 

[THRILLHO]

Heh! heh! I'm pretty sure I heard you giving out about some ex-housemate of yours that was like that!

I gave out about a squatter who SHAT in my FAVOURITE CHAIR. Destroyed it.

Our sink was consistently messed up. It was pretty impressive like that. When I moved out, they found a mouldy raw sausage down the back of a chest of drawers in my room.

 

[guy of the tiger]

Shitting on chairs.....Not washing the dishes.

Makes no odds......!

I gave out about a squatter who SHAT in my FAVOURITE CHAIR. Destroyed it.

Our sink was consistently messed up. It was pretty impressive like that. When I moved out, they found a mouldy raw sausage down the back of a chest of drawers in my room.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

oh yeah i think i saw this guy working in abrakebabra!!
him right......? :

andrew

 

[THRILLHO]

Funniest post you've ever made.

 

[kreature]

I was in Abrakebabre and got served by an Irish guy.
When I looked at the receipt it said his name was Rasputin.
I looked back to ask him why he was named after a Russian love god
and he had vanished.
I stayed in there for 2 hours tryin to see him but he never came back.
Its one of those things that keep me awake at night,.