Really, I've seen one wasp all summer... thought that they were on the verge of extinction. Told you painting the bathroom with a mixture of honey and strawberry jam wasn't a good idea but would you listen... nooooo.
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god damn!i wonder was he any relation of this wee fella i discovered sitting on the curtains beside me the other night... i thought this lad was big enough.
must be the weather
This being the US of A and all, some of those spidery lads might be a bit naughty.
For God's sake Pete, grow a pair (of breasts)! That spider is tiny!
- one of them took 20 MINUTES TO DIE.
he just would not fuck off. not even after i poured boiling water over him and held sprayed the contents of a deoderant can on him AND had the tap running on the bath so he would drown.
do you think these fuckers are a sign that the apocalypse is upon us?
I used to think you were cool. Now you're just a spider murderer.
Coud you not have just got a glass and a bit of cardboard and helped the little fella on his way?
If he was in the bath then he couldn't get out of it anyway. The surface is too shiny to climb back up on. You have to make a toilet roll ladder for them.
Poor fucker made a mistake and paid for it with his life. He didn't know about acrylic baths, him being a spider and all.
RIP
Saw a documentay about people getting bit by black widows and the like and this woman got bit on the end of her little finger and they had to cut it off. Then about a year later they had t cut her hand off. Year by year she lost bit by bit of her arm and it looked like it was never going to stop. In hindsight, they probably should have cut the whole arm off at the beginning. The poison is still hanging around in there.
dunno about anyone else, but i thought the collapsing bed was going to make a comeback.I had a few run ins with Huntsmen spiders in Oz.
Feckin' massive things they are (around 10-15cm across). Completley harmless though.
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A few months back I was stayin' in a friends gaff. I got the top bunk which had collapsed recently at a party. So come bed time, I climbed *very carefully* up & into bed for fear of it collapsing again. As soon as I had my head on the pillow I noticed a MASSIVE huntsman spider directly above my face on the roof about a foot away. Internally I was completley panicing but I couldn't move suddenly because the bed would collapse! So I slowly slid out of the bed onto the floor.
Anyhooo, commotion ensued as we chased the thing around the room to murder it. The weirdesy bit was when we got the Dyson Vaccum cleaner out to try and suck it from the wall where it had run to. The vaccum was ON FULL POWER about a cm from the spider and it just clung on to the wall. FEAR. I couldn't help picturing myself frantically trying to remove it clinging to my face Aliens-style.
This is my story.
Saw a spider about 8" in diameter on the ceiling of our room while on honeymoon last month.
We had those too, but lizards are cool. Spiders can fuck right off.we only got lizards...
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