check out the size of this bastard (1 Viewer)

[classic seanc]

One was in my room for a while. I had to remove it.

I got some of this stuff called “No More Spiders” from Lenehans, it seems to work, and it doesn’t hurt the spiders if that’s something you’re worried about.

 

[Catwoman]

it doesn’t hurt the spiders if that’s something you’re worried about.

Not in the slightest.

Does spraying it about the place stop them getting in in the first place?

 

[Diddles]

Not in the slightest.

Lads, I hope you know it rains every time you kill a spider. No wonder the environment is fucked.

 

[Space]

Spiders are deadly, they kill flies, flies are cunts. The end.

 

[La La]

I had a few run ins with Huntsmen spiders in Oz.
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ive only had one run in with a huntsman....pretty sure i told it here too. for the sake of brevity it was in bowral, i was collecting wood, he was the size of a DINNER PLATE, i didnt sleep at all that night.

 

[Catwoman]

Lads, I hope you know it rains every time you kill a spider. No wonder the environment is fucked.

I actually don't kill them anymore as long as I have someone around to dispose of them outside. If I'm trapped alone in the flat with a spider though, the spider's goin' down...

Flies are cunts, and I have a special tool to deal with them.

 

[guy of the tiger]

... we don't get such fearsome beasts on these islands...

Are ye jokin? We've got loads of these:

 

[guy of the tiger]

dunno about anyone else, but i thought the collapsing bed was going to make a comeback.

Yeah, I actually stabalised the bed with some extra slats of wood the next night so no joy there. HOWEVER two weekends after one of the lads that lived there fell asleep drunk leaning against the window and smashed it with his face.


He went asleep then again sitting down beside the windowsil


Thats all I can give you.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

A few weeks ago we had one of these 8 legged beasts in our place. Scared the bejaysus out of both of us.

Despite my creative ideas for dispatching the creature (which included firebombing using hairspray and a lighter; death by being sprayed with too much perfume; and finally killing it with some sort of homemade napalm) himself grabbed the wasp killer spray from last summer and started spraying. Things were looking good when it scrunched it's legs up and it's whole body went white with the colour of the spray. Until it started moving. And then started scurrying up the curtain. I swear I heard it cough a bit as well.
I nearly fainted.

Anyway after it ran onto the floor himself squashed it. Blach.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

Yeah, I actually stabalised the bed with some extra slats of wood the next night so no joy there. HOWEVER two weekends after one of the lads that lived there fell asleep drunk leaning against the window and smashed it with his face.


He went asleep then again sitting down beside the windowsil


Thats all I can give you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du7g7ZHWbHc

this is the inside of your own head, take a look

 

[guy of the tiger]

ive only had one run in with a huntsman....pretty sure i told it here too. for the sake of brevity it was in bowral, i was collecting wood, he was the size of a DINNER PLATE, i didnt sleep at all that night.

Hi Lala!
Jaysis - a dinner plate. I've only seen ones about as big as the plates I put my corn-on-the-cob on when I'm finished biting them. I hope you punched it's face in. For being a spider and all that. That's what I do. That's the kind of shit i'm into.
How's Ireland? Should I miss it yet?

 

[guy of the tiger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du7g7ZHWbHc

this is the inside of your own head, take a look

don't front like as if I haven't learnt that dance off by heart allready.

 

[guy of the tiger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du7g7ZHWbHc

this is the inside of your own head, take a look

Download "Kill for Jesus" by E de Cologne and learn why Gabba used to be awesome teenage angst music back in the day...

 

[Johnnyc]

must be the weather

I had that guys bigger brother in my place a few weeks back. I didn't want to risk taking a pic for fear of startling the little bugger into life and entering into some sort of Starship Troopers scenario. This guy was almost as big as a CD.

Good times.

 

[wild_cat]

We have even bigger than that back on the farm. My brother had one crawling on his head about three weeks ago, he's afriad he brought them back from Vietnam with him.

 

[krystal]

massive spiders have been around for years (at a guess, since the dawn of time) AND I KNOW because my fear of scuttling beasts started in my childhood when every autumn, massive ones used to gallop across the den floor (yes, we had a den) and I would scream the house down. I fucking hate them, and now live in a flat, where we never ever get any. It's such a relief. I won't stay in my folks' house this time of year, it's too dangerous.