chat up lines (1 Viewer)

[pad]

what is the best/worst/cheesiest chat up line you have ever heard/used/had used on you.

 

[Ed]

"Excuse me, would you mind if i licked your eyeball?"

 

[nEiLo]

on a related subject... should I ask that girl from work out?

office romances: do they (ahem) work?

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

'so, emm... you're really hot'
my mate ciaran, very drunk on a night out in maynooth.

 

[snakybus]

"the word is you're really horny"

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

if she's a pretty careerist, definitely no... unless she's lonely which will mean she'll either tell you to fuck off or you have sex for a while and then she'll ditch you.

if she's not a careerist, go for it... unless she's a snobby money grabbing bitch.... then don't. she probably wont like you anyway, cos you spend all day posting messages asking people you dont know if you should ask her out.

just fucking do it... chicken

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

"the word is you're really horny"

you have to tell us who said it, otherwise it's not funny

 

[Super Dexta]

One of these was used on me, the other was used by me (a long time ago) and they both worked.

person x: what are you doing tonight?
person y: studying.
person x: studying how good it is when we get it on?

and

(slurred) "me an' my friend here really want to score before we go home and we have to go home now and you're kinda cute, so c'mere"

 

[Donkey OJ]

if she's a pretty careerist, definitely no... unless she's lonely which will mean she'll either tell you to fuck off or you have sex for a while and then she'll ditch you.

if she's not a careerist, go for it... unless she's a snobby money grabbing bitch.... then don't. she probably wont like you anyway, cos you spend all day posting messages asking people you dont know if you should ask her out.

just fucking do it... chicken

i feel like just fucking doing it tonight ..... korma

 

[snakybus]

I dunno, I'm laughing

 

[Latex lizzie]

on a related subject... should I ask that girl from work out?

office romances: do they (ahem) work?

Always a fucking disaster. If it doesnt work out you are stuck looking at her. If it does work out you are stuck looking at her.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

on a related subject... should I ask that girl from work out?

office romances: do they (ahem) work?

no. no. no. and ... no.

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

I dunno, I'm laughing

imagine you left it til tommorow and someone like me met her tonight at some la di da shit hole on the southside and i turned up after work every day just hangin around waiting for you to leave so i could rub it in your nose...
fuck's sake, whats the worst that could happen...

yeah she might be really nice, then you'll eventually ask her to marry you, she'll look down at you on bended knee, and say no, snakybus, i've been shagging you dad, cos you just can't satisfy me... later you'll find out she's pregnant to your best mate (assuming you have one...chicken) you'll wallow for a while, then she'll call around, you'll think you have her back, she'll stick her arm in your chest and pull out your still beating heart and lick it and laugh.......

or she could say no in the first place

 

[Ex-User (250)]

One of these was used on me, the other was used by me (a long time ago) and they both worked.

person x: what are you doing tonight?
person y: studying.
person x: studying how good it is when we get it on?

and

(slurred) "me an' my friend here really want to score before we go home and we have to go home now and you're kinda cute, so c'mere"

 

[nEiLo]

she probably wont like you anyway, cos you spend all day posting messages asking people you dont know if you should ask her out.

better leave it so...

 

[thegoone]

show us yer gooter!

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

Obviously Pad needs some help here, Who is she? not one of those UCD coldspoon girls is it?

 

[snakybus]

what are you on about you loon

it was a guy called eddie that said it. to a girl. at a disco. it wasn't me

imagine you left it til tommorow and someone like me met her tonight at some la di da shit hole on the southside and i turned up after work every day just hangin around waiting for you to leave so i could rub it in your nose...

fuck's sake, whats the worst that could happen...

yeah she might be really nice, then you'll eventually ask her to marry you, she'll look down at you on bended knee, and say no, snakybus, i've been shagging you dad, cos you just can't satisfy me... later you'll find out she's pregnant to your best mate (assuming you have one...chicken) you'll wallow for a while, then she'll call around, you'll think you have her back, she'll stick her arm in your chest and pull out your still beating heart and lick it and laugh.......

or she could say no in the first place

 

[ostrichsyndrome]

better leave it so...

which is worse regret or failure?

 

[Super Dexta]

yes. funny, aren't they? funny ha ha.