Celebrity Big Brother (1 Viewer)

[Stan Bowles]

bombaypantry.com

bombaypanty.com

 

[therealjohnny]

Jade Goody is an anagram of Good Dejay.

Shilpa Shetty is an anagram of

shitty haspel


one of these, but with shit on it

 

[Hector Grey]

Theres something about jade goodys face...i can almost smell farts just by looking at her.

Its hard to explain but I get the same sensation when I look at stephen hendry.

Anyone else experience this phenomenon?

it's cos you can see the end of teh human race in their dead eyes.

one day you'll wake up and it'll be planet of the apes outside, all these people running around with a copy heat magazine under their arms, drooling.

 

[msbhaven]

Shilpa Shetty is an anagram of

Hetty has lisp

 

[msbhaven]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


100th post

 

[broken arm]

 

[desertedvillage]

its 4pm. Deserted village is sunbathing in the garden with johnnystress. Pantone247 is in the diary room.

5pm. Deserted village is sunbathing in the garden .Johnnystress is making a ham and cheese sandwich. Pantone247 is in the diary room.

6pm. cODe N1NjA is an all-seeing entity.

I'd probably go on big brother if iwas some half-arsed celebrity, I'm just not arsed watchin it. Friday nights used to be about Rock.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

TONIGHT, FRIDAY NIGHT WILL BE ABOUT GODAMN COUNTRY LEDGENDS!!!

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WRITE SATIRE ANY MORE... UNBELEIVABLE... YET STRANGELY EXPECTED. I PREDICT THE COMEBACK OF SEVERE SLAPSTICK AND RIDICULOUS WORDPLAY.


ALLAHQUAANNNNDO!!!

 

[Pantone247]

bombaypanty.com

I think you and Lefty are looking for the

bumboyparty.com

 

[MDR]

In solidarity, I'm changing my name to Mumblin' Deaf Rogan Josh.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I think you and Lefty are looking for the

bumboyparty.com

Oh my god that is SO funny.

 

[Goff]

The first night they were in the house, her boyfriend nudged her with his hard-on. She asked him to bring it to the toilet as she didn't want to mess the sheets. A couple of quick pumps later, and while she was still talking to him, he came on her leg or thereabouts, saying he couldn't help it. Then he sort of rolled over to sleep.

Ah, I missed that.

Apparently they were at it again last night. In the jacks.

There's been no hot lezzo action between Jade and Shilpa, but how about Shilpa and "that slapper one", as me ma calls Danielle.

 

[Pantone247]

Oh my god that is SO funny.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

12.02 pm. pantone 247 is posting smiley faces in response to an earlier post by left frizzell. Goff has posted a picture of two women kissing.

 

[Squiggle]

12.04pm - Squiggle enters thread, looks around, shrugs and leaves looking bemused.

 

[therealjohnny]

http://www.mbr-pwrc.usgs.gov/id/htmwav/h3160so.mp3

 

[evil bandit]

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds11722.html

Fucking pussies

 

[Pantone247]

http://bigbrother.digitalspy.co.uk/article/ds11722.html

Fucking pussies

 

[MDR]

I can't believe I pay taxes in this country and yet big brother doesn't have a crowd at an eviction taking place in another country.

 

[sweetoblivion]

Ah, I missed that.

Apparently they were at it again last night. In the jacks.

There's been no hot lezzo action between Jade and Shilpa, but how about Shilpa and "that slapper one", as me ma calls Danielle.

seriously?!