Celebrity Big Brother (1 Viewer)

[MDR]

then we're all celebrities.... aren't we?

Not really: nobody wants to read about my social habits. Celebrities, in the UK anyway, are just people whose gossip is interesting to others for some reason. You just need to dress particularly well or badly; date someone cool or gross; or have an extreme attitude to your body.

 

[TenRabbits]

I was in a plumbing supply shop at the weekend, and one of the staff came back with some lunch from the Indian restaurant next door.
The guy serving me shouts across at him "ere chris.. di you get any Shilpas with that.."

 

[Hector Grey]

Not really: nobody wants to read about my social habits. Celebrities, in the UK anyway, are just people whose gossip is interesting to others for some reason. You just need to dress particularly well or badly; date someone cool or gross; or have an extreme attitude to your body.

au contraire, mon frere.

gossip is the ducks sick on the surface of our little pond what we live in. bring it on.

 

[Space]

I think Jordan should have the final word on this

HAHAHA
She wants in on the action too. Jaysus Jordan you didn't get on CBB deal with it already like.

Hector, I didn't say Goody was as good as Beckham at the money making.

 

[MDR]

au contraire, mon frere.

gossip is the ducks sick on the surface of our little pond what we live in. bring it on.

I'm not saying gossip is good, just that it, rather than talent, provides the basis for celebrity these days.

 

[Hector Grey]

I'm not saying gossip is good, just that it, rather than talent, provides the basis for celebrity these days.

yes but i'm saying that it is.

as homer says, it's easy to judge. fun too.

i love it. anyone got any gossip?

i know of a certain thumpter that fell asleep on the buffet bar at the wedding of a local prick. asleep in the ham, for fucks sake.

 

[Diddles]

has yer woman Jo got dressed at all the last couple of weeks?

 

[Goff]

has yer woman Jo got dressed at all the last couple of weeks?

Yes. For her EVICTION!

Brilliant result. Jo and Cleo.

Strange how they took them both out together and then left it another hour for the interviews. Big Brother must be telling them "Be careful what you say."

Delightful to see Danielle in tears. "Get Jo out," indeed.

The papers are full of shite about Teddy dumping yer wan and getting her ma to collect her stuff from his. Seems a bit makey-uppy to me. BUT, he is a footballer, so probably scummy enough to do it.

 

[Diddles]

Jesus, Davina's a lot harder on Jo. She must have a different agent.

 

[Goff]

Jesus, Davina's a lot harder on Jo. She must have a different agent.

Davina seemed to be making Jade out to be a saint for admitting she was a cunt. Jo, of course, was totally unremorseful. But she probably didn't get the full briefing.

Ah, can't wait for Danielle to be thrown to the lions.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Ah, can't wait for Danielle to be thrown to the lions.

Hope she finds out Teddy dumped her live (on tape)

I'd watch that.

 

[HMD]

Hope she finds out Teddy dumped her live (on tape)

I'd watch that.

that'd be great. Or they could do a Danny Dumps on her.

 

[It Will Never Last]

that'd be great. Or they could do a Danny Dumps on her.

Wait until her career has gonna totally pear shaped before she starts doing the fetish DVDs.

 

[Goff]

Television X, here she comes.

 

[Goff]

Deadly stuff.

No photo op for Jack and Danielle.

Shilpa already saying it wasn't racist. Wonder who her agent is?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Shilpa already saying it wasn't racist. Wonder who her agent is?

Max Clifford.

 

[Goff]

Max is going to make Jade's agent pay big time for that "reunion"....

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Max is going to make Jade's agent pay big time for that "reunion"....

You really are balls deep in this whole BB thing Goff.

What are you gonna do now its over?

 

[Goff]

Wait...patiently...until the summer. Big Brother 8 is on!

 

[dudley]

auditions in dublin on wednesday, don't forget