Celebrity Big Brother (1 Viewer)

You can't beat a bit o' bully.

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I don't know what people/the media ever saw in her in the first place. She's ALWAYS been an ignorant bitch. There was never anything 'nice girl done good' about her and I've always failed to understand why anybody could warm to her.

The only rational explanation I can come up with for the public's embrace of an absolute idiot is to equate it with an alcoholic's approach to their drinking buddies, inasmuch as they tend to drink with people in a worse state than them so that they can justify/rationalise their own shitness.
 
I don't know what people/the media ever saw in her in the first place. She's ALWAYS been an ignorant bitch. There was never anything 'nice girl done good' about her and I've always failed to understand why anybody could warm to her.

The only rational explanation I can come up with for the public's embrace of an absolute idiot is to equate it with an alcoholic's approach to their drinking buddies, inasmuch as they tend to drink with people in a worse state than them so that they can justify/rationalise their own shitness.

Pretty much sums it up.
 
Ah no, but I can understand the metaphor.

When BB3 was on, she was lambasted by everyone, for being exactly the way she is now. Ignorant and stupid. Every tabloid int he UK was calling for her tob e removed and voted out. As was Graham Norton.

Then, after a few "Jadeisms", Norton decided a) he was a bit harsh and possibly a bit of a bully and b) FFS, she was the funniest thing ever with her "Stupidisms".

After that, Channel 4, realising it was onto a winner, started to edit the programme to fit that purpose, realising it had a people's champion on its hands and there began a legend.

Everyone loves an underdog. And she was good television. Has been ever since.

She just played to her own publicity and became the cunt she always was.
 
is that the front or the back???? :eek:

Does it make a difference?

Danielle is up for eviction.

In a way, it's a bit shite, 'cos like, where's the suspense? I suppose we can hope for the public roasting. Not the same type of roasting Teddy would be used to, I'm sure.

"I hope people see me for what I am," she told the Diary Room.

Ah, the bliss if the ignorant.
 
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thats just ignirinnnt. ignirinnnt.



SHAMONNNN! HEE HEE

Thay played man in the mirror on BB a few days ago.

I'm gonna make a change, for once in my life
It's gonna feel real good, gonna make a difference
Gonna make it right...

As I, turn up the collar on my favorite winter coat
This wind is blowin' my mind
I see the kids in the street, with not enough to eat
Who am I, to be blind? Pretending not to see their needs
A summer's disregard, a broken bottle top
And a one man's soul
They follow each other on the wind ya' know
'Cause they got nowhere to go
That's why I want you to know

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
I'm asking him to change his ways
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
Take a look at yourself, and then make a change
(Take a look at yourself, and then make a change)
(Na na na, na na na, na na, na nah)

I've been a victim of a selfish kind of love
It's time that I realize
That there are some with no home, not a nickel to loan
Could it be really me, pretending that they're not alone?

A willow deeply scarred, somebody's broken heart
And a washed-out dream
(Washed-Out dream)
They follow the pattern of the wind, ya' see
Cause they got no place to be
That's why I'm starting with me
(Starting with me!)

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm asking him to change his ways
(Ooh!)
And no message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
Take a look at yourself and then make a change
(Take a look at yourself and then make a change)

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
(Ooh!)
I'm asking him to change his ways
(Change his ways-Ooh!)
And no message could've been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
Take a look at yourself and then make that...
(Take a look at yourself and then make that...)
Change!

I'm starting with the man in the mirror,
(Man in the mirror-Oh yeah!)
I'm asking him to change his ways
(Better change!)
No message could have been any clearer
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
(Take a look at yourself and then make the change)
(You gotta get it right, while you got the time)
('Cause when you close your heart)
You can't close your... your mind!
(Then you close your... mind!)
That man, that man, that man, that man
With that man in the mirror
(Man in the mirror, oh yeah!)
That man, that man, that man
I'm asking him to change his ways
(Better change!)
You know... That man
No message could have been any clearer
If you wanna make the world a better place
(If you wanna make the world a better place)
Take a look at yourself and then make a change
(Take a look at yourself and then make a change)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Na na na, na na na, na na, na nah
(Oh yeah!)
Gonna feel real good now!
Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah! Yeah yeah!
Na na na, na na na, na na, na nah
(Ooooh...)
Oh no, no no...
I'm gonna make a change
It's gonna feel real good!
Come on!
(Change...)
Just lift yourself
You know
You've got to stop it. Yourself!
(Yeah!-Make that change!)
I've got to make that change, today!
Hoo!
(Man in the mirror)
You got to
You got to not let yourself...
Brother...
Hoo!
(Yeah!-Make that change!)
You know-I've got to get that man, that man...
(Man in the mirror)
You've got to
You've got to move! Come on! Come on!
You got to...
Stand up! Stand up! Stand up!
(Yeah-Make That Change)
Stand up and lift yourself, now!
(Man in the mirror)
Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!
Aaow!
(Yeah-Make that change)
Gonna make that change... come on!
(Man in the mirror)
You know it!
You know it!
You know it!
You know...
(Change...)
Make that change
 
The only rational explanation I can come up with for the public's embrace of an absolute idiot is to equate it with an alcoholic's approach to their drinking buddies, inasmuch as they tend to drink with people in a worse state than them so that they can justify/rationalise their own shitness.

David Foster Wallace has an essay where he says a similar thing. He says, roughly, that the big thing with TV companys since the late 80's/early 90's is too make shite with stupid people in it. Compared to TVs early days where it was too make Good Programs, now days it's the shitter the better, real idiots and piss poor story lines, this way we can all watch and scoff at how lame everything is and how clever were are for noticing this.

Once you think about this a bit, TV becomes really depressing
 
That wright stuff interview was embarrassing. They were all trying to set her up as misunderstood, with loads of phone calls from people praising her, and one really weak phone call criticising her, but she still managed to fuck it up by getting really angry every two seconds and going on about yer wan being racist because she called her common, failing to see the difference between snobbery and racism. Hopefully this'll be the end of her.
 
That wright stuff interview was embarrassing. They were all trying to set her up as misunderstood, with loads of phone calls from people praising her,

fuck off!! people really rang in praising her:eek:
haha she tried to take the heat of herself by maintaining that by being common she was under a racist attack..... YOU ARE COMMON YA OINKY FACE!
 
Seanc has bigger fish to fry.

JenFast said:
fuck off!! people really rang in praising her:eek:
haha she tried to take the heat of herself by maintaining that by being common she was under a racist attack..... YOU ARE COMMON YA OINKY FACE!

I think Matthew Wright and Jade Goody share the same agent, its probably fair to assume that those callers were carefully cherrypicked.
 
The whole post-eviction press coverage has been the most transparently cack-handed attempt at damage limitation I have seen in a long time.
 
fuck off!! people really rang in praising her:eek:
haha she tried to take the heat of herself by maintaining that by being common she was under a racist attack..... YOU ARE COMMON YA OINKY FACE!
But of course, the guy presenting the show has the same agent as her. They had people in the audience praising her aswell, and everything she said got a full round of applause. It was pretty sickening.
 

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