Celebrity Big Brother - Discuss (1 Viewer)

[Cormcolash]

Celebrity Battle Royale.That would make compelling viewing

Obviously Brigitte Nielsen would win.

 

[krystal]

Jackie Stallone!!!!!!!

 

[The Chilli King]

Jackie Stallone!!!!!!!

Last night was amazing viewing!!! Diet Coke hissy fits and Jackie Stallone! .|..|


Tis' a pitty Greer walked though. I figured she'd leave, but not without a ruccuss.

 

[Cormcolash]

Last night was amazing viewing!!! Diet Coke hissy fits and Jackie Stallone! .|..|


Tis' a pitty Greer walked though. I figured she'd leave, but not without a ruccuss.

Fuckin hell, Jackie Stallone, maybe I'll have to start watching this!

 

[krystal]

shit! Did she?? When did that happen??

Last night was amazing viewing!!! Diet Coke hissy fits and Jackie Stallone! .|..|


Tis' a pitty Greer walked though. I figured she'd leave, but not without a ruccuss.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

 

[Stan Bowles]

Favourite Jackie Stallone moment last night, well two actually.


Number one:

(To Bez)

'You'll have to slow down when you speak to me, but you have an amazing accent, you could be an opera singer'


Number two:

(To Bez again)

JS: 'Oh my God, look at the awful costume they have you dressed in, and those shoes!'

Bez: 'Nah they're me own shoes, I brought 'em in with me, they are pretty shabby though...'


Oh and also when she read Jeremy Edwards palm and said he only went for ugly girls!

 

[Stan Bowles]

Germaine Greer Quits Celeb BB

Feminist author Germaine Greer, Big Brother's oldest ever contestant, has quit the House. The 65-year-old Aussie - who once said watching Big Brother was "as dignified as looking through the keyhole in your teenage child's bedroom door", left after just over four days. Brigitte Nielsen's mother-in-law, Jackie, tried to get her to stay, but to no avail.

Germaine, author of The Female Eunuch, went to the Diary Room and asked for her suitcase back at midday. Just 45 minutes later, she was gone.

Speaking to her fellow housemates as she packed, Germaine said: "I'm leaving over specific issues, but it's best for everyone if I don't discuss them.

"I have a problem with decisions, I make them fast and when I make them, I stick to them."

Germaine has been having a running battle with Brigitte over who runs the kitchen. She also tried to persuade the housemates to launch a naked rebellion against Big Brother.

Big Mac said after she left: "I've never changed my mind about someone so much. She's been fantastic, absolutely incredible." Germaine's chosen charity was dedicated to saving Britain's rarest slugs, snails and spiders.

 

[P. Littbarski]

A face only a son or a very poor gold-digging toy boy suitor could love...jaysus she looks rough !

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/article/0,,50120-1166880,00.html

 

[krystal]

when she arrived I wasn't sure if it was her golden jumper, manufactured by Fort Knox, that was preventing her from breathing properly due to its weight, but now I reckon it's just all that plastic surgery she's had done. Nothing nicer than a melted plastic face on a 70+ woman. Nothing.

 

[Stan Bowles]

 

[krystal]

Oh very good. Except she's scarier.

 

[Goff]

Priceless.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

 

[guy of the tiger]

. . .

 

[Cormcolash]

. . .

Dunno about everyone else, but that's exactly what I've been thinking.
Big Brother would be much better if they got Sly Stallone in it instead of his ma.

 

[krystal]

big brother though, wha??

 

[krystal]

so in anyways you guyz, comedy gold moments from last nights highlights show:

John confessing that when he travels Club Class, he puts Booby in Economy.

Caprice's Reverse Panda Eyes

Jackie's insania pronouncements regarding fine wines (chardonnay? a fine wine? Yuck), harpists and adding some culture to the house.

Ah CBB05, how I love your ways.

 

[Stan Bowles]

John confessing that when he travels Club Class, he puts Booby in Economy.

I can't wait till we next book a flight somewhere, I'm so doing this. Genius.

 

[krystal]

you are, yeah. And I'm changing the locks.