Celebrity Big Brother - Discuss (2 Viewers)

[krystal]

they are required to be a good one. She is a shit one, as she has neither. Plus she's not funny or amusing, she asks berk-ish questions and as for what she was wearing last night - had she come straight from the hunt??

That implies that talent and ability are required to be a TV presenter.

 

[cassette/tape]

john mckirrick or whatever is a legend.
he's already said he likes to fart, declaired Bush 'the best win we had in ages' and told scrummy but thick Edwards that he sould go out with ugly birds cos they're thankful for whatever they get....
brilliant!

 

[cassette/tape]

oh, and Greer was saying that it wasn't an earthquake that caused the Tsunami, it was an american air force base that blew up.
ha ha!!!

 

[krystal]

I dunno who he is, but as long as he stirs up Germaine I am all for him being there. Plus his wifes name is BOOBY.

 

[krystal]

ooooOoooo BB gossip from the Holy Moly mailout (far superior to PopBitch these days)


"So celeb BB is back with a vengeance! Unfortunately, I don't have any moles in the house this time - but one of the housemates has taken a little bag of toot in with them... up their arse."

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

john mc is the funniest shit ever!
i have a lot of love for a man who describes themselves as a 'deeply unpleasant person'

the wife thing is v. funny, cos he's obviously quite fond of her. what with her being his wife.

bez referred to himself as a 'ragboy' (while in a jacuzzi with caprice + BN)
my maxim reading housemate reckons caprice is lookin pretty busted

for some reason my mind cannot differentiate between Kennzie and 'Spence' from eastenders. when blazin' squad were on bigbroslilbro or whatever, they should have brought in a wall for them to sit on while they were drinking their cans. kennzie talking to John Mc. about hte joys of the walthamstow dogs was quite endearing.


andrew

 

[krystal]

my maxim reading housemate reckons caprice is lookin pretty busted


andrew

well yeah, they can't airbrush live tv, see?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

hey i didn't say she was. that'd be a kinda ridiculous thing to say.
BN has been a bit of a let down so far. i picked a good week to not be able to leave the house! "picked"

andrew

 

[jane]

ooooOoooo BB gossip from the Holy Moly mailout (far superior to PopBitch these days)


"So celeb BB is back with a vengeance! Unfortunately, I don't have any moles in the house this time - but one of the housemates has taken a little bag of toot in with them... up their arse."

Speaking of Holy Moly, I nearly blew my endocrine system clear up to the clouds when I read this bit:

This (http://www.ozonemag.com/nov2004/text-groupie.html) is fabulous.

It is basically a few interviews with some 'righteous sistas' who seem to have porked their way through the entire East Coast hip-hop community.

For the benefit of those of you for whom 'urban' simply means 'the diplomatic editor of Newsnight', Allen Iverson is a basketball player, Tyrese is an actor-slash-R 'n' B singer, Jadakiss, Jay-Z, Method Man and Mr. Cheeks are all rappers, and Benzino likes to think of himself as Eminem's (Emi)nemesis.

Do you see what I did there? Do you?

Look put for such brilliant quotes as:

(On Jay-Z) "The biggest dck you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-litre Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun."

Did you ever let him take you up the pooper?

"I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if I had. My insides would be in a bag."

 

[skinnerchinner]

BB is shit , so is bez and the happy mondays
i hope someone bombs the house

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i guess we can lock the thread now
oh well.
andrew

 

[krystal]

me too, ahaha, these things shouldn't be read in work, it's too hard to explain to ones boss why one is laughing so much. Poor Be-once though - ouch.

Speaking of Holy Moly, I nearly blew my endocrine system clear up to the clouds when I read this bit:


(On Jay-Z) "The biggest dck you will ever see in your life, but boring. Huge. Like a one-litre Pepsi bottle. What do you call those things? The 20-ounce bottle. It’s beyond huge. It could block the sun."

Did you ever let him take you up the pooper?

"I wouldn’t be talking to you right now if I had. My insides would be in a bag."

 

[krystal]

Never! I stickied it, and stickied it will remain for the next 17 days.

i guess we can lock the thread now
oh well.
andrew

 

[jane]

me too, ahaha, these things shouldn't be read in work, it's too hard to explain to ones boss why one is laughing so much. Poor Be-once though - ouch.

I know. I wouldn't watch that frog porn thing in work....shudder.

The image of Andrew Lloyd Webber, going around in his black taxi, washing his groupies in disinfectant....that kinda shit makes my week.

I haven't gotten my Popbitch lately, though. Wah. Need more catty gossip! More! More!

 

[brianoak]

BB is shit , so is bez and the happy mondays
i hope someone bombs the house

Celebrity Battle Royale.That would make compelling viewing

 

[krystal]

the stuff about kate moss was the golden moment in that mail though. That wagon is the #1 contender for being jetissoned into the sun.

I know. I wouldn't watch that frog porn thing in work....shudder.

The image of Andrew Lloyd Webber, going around in his black taxi, washing his groupies in disinfectant....that kinda shit makes my week.

I haven't gotten my Popbitch lately, though. Wah. Need more catty gossip! More! More!

 

[jane]

the stuff about kate moss was the golden moment in that mail though. That wagon is the #1 contender for being jetissoned into the sun.

Oh, and I can't wait to use the term 'Penile Parking Bay' again.

 

[billygannon]

Here...how come there's no groupie confessions that involve female celebrities?
I would love to get the low down on Germaine Greer.

 

[krystal]

me either. My new favourite game is deciding on which celebs I want to put into the express rocket ship to the sun, though.

Oh, and I can't wait to use the term 'Penile Parking Bay' again.

 

[jane]

me either. My new favourite game is deciding on which celebs I want to put into the express rocket ship to the sun, though.

Do local Dublin media personalities count? If so, I'd like to glue Robbie "Gaping Cunt" Williams to Orla "Gee-faced" Barry the opposite of the right way 'round and keep them in a cage for about 48 hours before they went off on their magic journey. We could attach Kate Moss on the front, like on a ship, and dangle a bottle of champagne, just out of reach, Tantalus-style.