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[Hector Grey]

tsk. what do you know?

 

[Speed Racer]

What d'you know fella. You're no Elton John.

 

[Hector Grey]

fucks sake, like. you started it.

 

[Speed Racer]

I'm bored already...

 

[Hector Grey]

if you're dumb enough not to get your own referances then i'm not suprised.

 

[snakybus]

*screech* settle down kids or we're turning back and there'll be no cinema and no Eddie Rockets, all right

look now, you've upset your mother

 

[Hector Grey]

so. dint want to go to the stupah cinjma anyway.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
if you're dumb enough not to get your own referances then i'm not suprised.

always the cunt in the pack ain't ya?



fnerrrrrrr!

 

[Hector Grey]

as johnny clarke would say:
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.
Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.
You give me the horrors
too bad to be true
All of my tomorrow’s
are lousy coz of you.
You put the cunt in Scunthorpe
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your face is just a stain

You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag.
Do us all a favour, here... wear this polythene bag.

You’re like a dose of scabies,
I’ve got you under my skin.
You make life a fairy tale... Grimm!

People mention murder, the moment you arrive.
I’d consider killing you if I thought you were alive.
You’ve got this slippery quality,
it makes me think of phlegm,
and a dual personality
I hate both of them.

Your bad breath, vamps disease, destruction, and decay.
Please, please, please, please, take yourself away.
Like a death a birthday party,
you ruin all the fun.
Like a sucked and spat our smartie,
you’re no use to anyone.
Like the shadow of the guillotine
on a dead consumptive’s face.
Speaking as an outsider,
what do you think of the human race

You went to a progressive psychiatrist.
He recommended suicide...
before scratching your bad name off his list,
and pointing the way outside.

You hear laughter breaking through, it makes you want to fart.
You’re heading for a breakdown,
better pull yourself apart.

Your dirty name gets passed about when something goes amiss.
Your attitudes are platitudes,
just make me wanna piss.

What kind of creature bore you
Was is some kind of bat
They can’t find a good word for you,
but I can...
TWAT.

 

[Speed Racer]

That was lovely. Thanks. Can you fuckin sing it at the next Jimmy Cake gig though? Come on, you'll be soo sexy. Sexy like the Black plague, but still not as cool.

Muthasucka!

 

[Hector Grey]

birra culture never went amiss. specially around here, like.

poetry and that.

 

[Speed Racer]

this place is borin as fuck. The scene has gone down the tubes man. It used to be up here, now its way, way, way, down here. Where Bluce Ree? Where's the action? tits.

 

[Hector Grey]

“Little Johnny is a most shy and insecure boy and is taken to the Circus. Made to sit right in the front by his Auntie, and on come the Clowns. Immediately one runs to him and, thrusting a microphone under his nose says “Are you the front end of an Ass?” “No” says Johnny. “Are you the back end of an Ass” “No” he replies. “Then I declare that you are no-end of an Ass” says the Clown triumphantly. Little johnny runs straight home in tears. His Mum says you must confront your fears to exorcise them from you forever and sends the poor boy back to the Circus the next day, only this time with Uncle Jim who is a master of the quick quip and witty repartie... “Watch your Uncle and learn” says Mum.
Next day and poor Johnny is back in the front row, but this time with Uncle Jim master of the quick quip and witty repartie. Enter the Clowns, who this time make for Uncle Jim (master of the quick quip and witty repartie). “Are you the front end of an Ass” they ask Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie. “No” “Are you the back end of an Ass” “No” says Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie. “Then I declare that you are no end of an Ass”... But before the audience could react, Uncle Jim, a master of the quick quip and witty repartie, quick as a flash said “...Fuck off you red nosed, big shoed cunt”.

 

[Speed Racer]

Ha ha ha that was amusing. Thats some wit his uncle has.

 

[Ex-User (1287)]

someone should take the fair of you into a field and shoot you both in the back of the head. fucking losers.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Dope
someone should take the fair of you into a field and shoot you both in the back of the head. fucking losers.

he's the fair one. I'm a cunt.

 

[Ex-User (1287)]

ah, using someone else's typo to make yourself look smart? vewy clebber, wetard.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Dope
ah, using someone else's typo to make yourself look smart? vewy clebber, wetard.

i thought so, cocksmuggler.

 

[Speed Racer]

Originally posted by Dope
ah, using someone else's typo to make yourself look smart? vewy clebber, wetard.

You're dead a Dope, when I meet ye. I'll smoke you Muthafucka!

 

[the pope]

here, stop saying 'muthafucka'. it makes you sound like an idiot .