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Re: Weather Huh!

"A number two appeared in the eye of the storm"

Why is that surprising? You could be in the middle of a big shite when it all kicks off.
 
Wheels said:
Lemme guess... gross porn? Not during lunchtime thanks.

Sorry folks.. I didn't actually know what it was - some shitehawk at work has been rattling on about doing it all morning, and lets say I'm once bitten twice shy on that idea. Figured you'd be my thumped guinea pigs. I'm gonna send him an incorrectly titled link to ramgallery now to revenge you my brothers.
 
Re: Funny picture

Ah brilliant, just got these. I love fridays

> Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
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> One turns to the other and says "dam"
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> **********
>
>
> Two peanuts walk into a bar
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> One was asalted.
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> **********
>
>
> A jump-lead walks into a bar.
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> The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
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> **********
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>
> A sandwich walks into a bar.
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> The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here."
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> **********
>
>
> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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> **********
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>
> A man walks into a bar with a slab of tarmac under his arm and
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> says:
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> "A beer please, and one for the road."
>
> **********
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>
> Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married.
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> The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant.
>
> *********
>
>
> Two cannibals are eating a clown.
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> One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
>
> **********
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>
> "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'."
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> "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
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> "Is it common?"
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> "It's not unusual."
>
> **********
>
>
> Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to
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> Dolly
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> "I was artificially inseminated this morning."
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> "I don't believe you," said Dolly.
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> "It's true, no bull!"
>
> **********
>
>
> Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
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> One says, "I've lost my electron."
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> "Are you sure?"
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> The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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> **********
>
>
> A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says,
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> "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? "
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> "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him"
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> So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
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> teeth.
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> Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down."
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> "What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
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> "No, because he's really heavy"
>
> **********
>
>
> I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I
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> couldn't find any.
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> **********
>
>
> I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid
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> that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.
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> And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'
>
> **********
>
>
> My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli.
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> He was pulled in by a strong currant.
>
> *********
>
>
> Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van
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> covered with nuts & hundreds and thousands.
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> Police say that he topped himself.
>
> **********
>
>
> What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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> A fsh
>
> *********
>
>
> Two fish are in a tank
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> One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive"
 
WARNING!!! cuteness overdose ahead.

move over fluffy wickle kittens, these are the cutest things... ever.
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Re: WARNING!!! cuteness overdose ahead.

is anyone else completely tired of this shit?

god someone post a picture of a dinosaur smoking a big fat dick or something!!!
 

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