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A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud
pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken
stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about
three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?

I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding
rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.


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GENUINE WARNING!!!!!


Yesterday, a friend was travelling on a London to Dublin flight. A man
of Arabic appearance got off the plane and my friend noticed that he had
left his bag behind. She grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up
with him in the terminal and handed him back his bag.



He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to
contain large bundles of money. He looked around to make sure nobody was
looking and whispered "I can never repay your kindness, but I will try
to....with a word of advice for you : Stay away from the Northside of
Dublin".



My friend was genuinely terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she
asked him.



"No ...." he whispered back......"It's a kip."
 
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