Books to read before you're 16 (2 Viewers)

[Corey]

The good sex guide.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

shoot annual 1988

 

[Martina Burke]

The good sex guide.

I've hardly heard of any of the books anyone's mentioned, let alone read them!! Aren't they a bit high brow for kids? And nobody's mentioned Enid Blyton.

 

[coast to coast]

Lolita. Get them in the mood.


Ba dum tish.

Ah paedophilia jokes. Never uncontroversial.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I've hardly heard of any of the books anyone's mentioned, let alone read them!! Aren't they a bit high brow for kids? And nobody's mentioned Enid Blyton.

have you heard of the da vinci code?

 

[It Will Never Last]

Only learnin' they'll need.

 

[Corey]

Focualt's Pendulum.

 

[coast to coast]

Between The Blinds: The Derrida Reader, Jacques Derrida.

This will put them to sleep. Or alternately they could use them as goalposts.

 

[Martina Burke]

have you heard of the da vinci code?

Yeah, I'm gonna read it once my boyfriend's finished actually smarty pants. I'm dyin to read it, even though it looks pretty long.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

I'm dyin to read it, even though it looks pretty long.

Yeah, the movie is comin out soon though.
http://www.allmovie.com/cg/avg.dll?p=avg&sql=1:126692

 

[Martina Burke]

Yeah, the movie is comin out soon though.

Seriously?? Maybe the movie will come out before my boyfriend finishes reading it cos he's taken ages LOL!

 

[It Will Never Last]

Yeah, I'm gonna read it once my boyfriend's finished actually smarty pants.

Vibrators can't read ya thick bitch.

 

[Martina Burke]

Vibrators can't read ya thick bitch.

Eh what are you on? Weirdo!

 

[frona]

Focualt's Pendulum.

Are you serious? I read that about a year ago and I needed the dictionary close at hand and had to check it for practically every page of that impenetrable tome! Maybe I knew more words when I was 16; I know I pretended I did. But that reminds me, my advice to my 16-year-old self would be read books you enjoy rather than ones you think are cool and intellectual. Maybe then my 25-year-old self would not be sick of Sartre and so into fantasy novels and comics! And then my 16-year-old self would tell me "fuck off, pleb!

Seriously though, I enjoyed 1984 and Lord of the Flies a lot at that age but I wish I wasn’t afraid to read strictly fun books at the time too.

 

[Corey]

Are you serious? I read that about a year ago and I needed the dictionary close at hand and had to check it for practically every page of that impenetrable tome! Maybe I knew more words when I was 16; I know I pretended I did. But that reminds me, my advice to my 16-year-old self would be read books you enjoy rather than ones you think are cool and intellectual. Maybe then my 25-year-old self would not be sick of Sartre and so into fantasy novels and comics! And then my 16-year-old self would tell me "fuck off, pleb!

Seriously though, I enjoyed 1984 and Lord of the Flies a lot at that age but I wish I wasn’t afraid to read strictly fun books at the time too.

Fuck sake frona....my first suggestion was the good sex giude. C'mon now,you sound like Berk.

 

[ICUH8N]

Dear Mr Girl, Esq.
It's spelled Foucault's

I remain sir, your most humble and obedient servant.
Yrs,
ICUH8N

 

[Corey]

Dear Mr Girl, Esq.
It's spelled Foucault's

I remain sir, your most humble and obedient servant.
Yrs,
ICUH8N

-as well you should boy, as weelllllll yyyoooouuuu ssshhhouuulllld....

Gettin nervy yet?

 

[Goodbye]

The Catcher in the Rye

essential

 

[ICUH8N]

-as well you should boy, as weelllllll yyyoooouuuu ssshhhouuulllld....

Gettin nervy yet?

I reckon it's a no-go. Haven't had confirmation, but I'm 95% sure. Back to the drawing board til December.

 

[broken arm]

I reckon it's a no-go. Haven't had confirmation, but I'm 95% sure. Back to the drawing board til December.

are you building a missile?