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[mobosecomin]

Fellow walks into a pub in Belfast with a plastic bag under his arms.
The bartender asks "What's that?"
"Six pounds of semtex", he answers.
"Thanks be to Jaysus; I thought it was a bodhrán!"

 

[Goodbye]

Two Arab gentlemen are shopping for backpacks...
One turns to the other and asks...
"Does my bomb look big in this?"

 

[Los Davos]

this tin of dog food turns round to a india man in a car and says

'your looking a trifle uneasy'.

 

[BC]

Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out of a hotel window?

He was punishing the kid because he wouldn't finish his plate of sperm.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

this tin of dog food turns round to a india man in a car and says

'your looking a trifle uneasy'.

please explain this.

 

[clonan attack]

also never title the thread with the punchline of an already very poor joke