boards.ie is so flipping crap (2 Viewers)

[nlgbbbblth]

How come i can't reply to topics? It says my post is submitted but it's never there when i check...?

Personal issues - posts by unreg are moderated (i.e vetted beforehand).

That Thaedydal bitch is some piece of work.

 

[La La]

willi set up an account and call myself bendy willy?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

willi set up an account and call myself bendy willy?

go for it

 

[ernesto]

willi set up an account and call myself bendy willy?

 

[nlgbbbblth]

don't show them this thread.

 

[cephalopod]

Bendy willys, snapping foreskins, genital warts, exploding condoms, teenage baldness, wide-set vaginas, big boobs, small boobs...woah! It's like a wonky misshapen fruit basket over there!

 

[mamul]

Bendy willys, snapping foreskins, genital warts, exploding condoms, teenage baldness, wide-set vaginas, big boobs, small boobs...woah!

the name of my autobiography

 

[flashback]

wide-set vaginas

Linky.

Stat. kthnx!

 

[cephalopod]

I can't seem to find the vagina comment again. But here's one about dating a cousin

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055065376

 

[flashback]

Hmm, well, if there is any more wide set vagina talk it's important I hear about it.

 

[mamul]

Hmm, well, if there is any more wide set vagina talk it's important I hear about it.

www.biggee.com

 

[magicbastarder]

I can't seem to find the vagina comment again. But here's one about dating a cousin

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055065376

my boss was at a wedding where the big elephant in the room was that the bride and groom were cousins. no-one breathed a word about it, until the father of the groom got up for his speech, and started out with "i know one thing i'm meant to do is welcome (daughter-in-law) into the family, but in her case, i don't think that's necessary".
the stony silence was broken by about four guests pissing themselves laughing, my boss being one of them.

 

[lympog]

one guy with a bendy willy
and a whole load of other forgettable but very funny at the time crap

do those guys with the incredibly tight jeans find that their penis's have been bent out of shape or do they have extra pockets of air for when they get erections?
serious question, like

- leigh

 

[Space]

do those guys with the incredibly tight jeans find that their penis's have been bent out of shape or do they have extra pockets of air for when they get erections?
serious question, like

- leigh

they use the pocket liner

 

[Super Dexta]

i rode a moderator off boards.ie once.
well, i would've if he hadn't jism'd in his pants after about ten seconds.
poor show all round really.

 

[mamul]

i rode a moderator off boards.ie once.
well, i would've if he hadn't jism'd in his pants after about ten seconds.
poor show all round really.

durty
start a thread about it and see will he ban ya

 

[BC]

Personal issues - posts by unreg are moderated (i.e vetted beforehand).

all posts by anyone are watched over.
heaven fucking forbid anyone dare make a joke or call someone out for speaking utter bullshit.

i am delighted to see that my mentioning of perusing this particularly pathetic layer of the internet has ignited this attiude of piss-taking. its amazing how many threads on there are consistently about "i cant find a girlfriend" or "i cant retract my foreskin all the way" (maybe the two are indeed interchangeable).

the excessive moderation and resulting bannings are the punchline to the the grand joke of pedantic humourlessness that characterises the whole of boards.ie, and is exemplifed to a hilariously absurd degree in that particular section.

 

[Super Dexta]

durty
start a thread about it and see will he ban ya

i did actually get banned for a week before for joking about it with someone else who'd also ridden him. or not ridden him, as the case may be. that'll teach me to go off-topic.

 

[mamul]

say hello to bent willy larsen

poor bastard

 

[BC]

i did actually get banned for a week before for joking about it with someone else who'd also ridden him. or not ridden him, as the case may be. that'll teach me to go off-topic.

"Unhelpful and off-topic posting will get you banned from this forum.
Do take time to read the charter which contains the rules and abide by them.
Have a nice day."

i bet that goes down a storm at parties.