boards.ie is so flipping crap (1 Viewer)

[Super Dexta]

can't stop mining boards:

first chapter in some girls book about travelling from drumcondra to austrailia. here's one of the more riveting passages:

Sally, my second eldest sister was in the kitchen fretting over breakfast. Dad only wanted rashers and toast, Mary wanted fried eggs one sausage and two rashers, Kate wanted scrambled eggs no rashers two sausages and toast with butter, Jenny wanted the works but with only white pudding, and Paul wanted extra hash browns. Mary, my other niece and older sister of Kate, tried hard to keep up as commi chef as Sally barked out the quantity of food to be put on the grill and the timing of same.


http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055267389

it's like american psycho but with breakfasts.

 

[RSJ]

it's like american psycho but with breakfasts.

Drumcondra madser.

 

[jane]

You should get a few chapters together and send them off to every literary agent in the country. Buy the writers and artists handbook for addresses and tell them your writing a series of books like this no one wants to invest in just one book.

Jaysus, someone's got a bone to pick with Irish literary agencies. Followed by:

My mother asked me if I was writing another book.

"Yes," I told her. "I am writing another book. There's more with this came from! I'm going to send it to every literary agent in the country!"

Now, you may think it strange that a man who wrote a book about a trip around the world would write a second book so soon afterwards, but trust me on this, I have a whole other book I could write about how when I came back I spent the next five years recounting witty anecdotes in the pub for my rapt mates.

My mother called my father in from the garage.

"FATHER!" she shouted. "He says he's writing another book, and he's also going to send this one to every literary agent in the country."

"Well, well, well," my father said, oily rag in his hand and sweat on his brow, not a lot of sweat, though, not like when I lived in Australia. "If it isn't my son who thinks he's Chakesspeeer."

Etc etc etc

 

[RSJ]

"Well, well, well," my father said, oily rag in his hand and sweat on his brow, not a lot of sweat, though, not like when I lived in Australia.

That's literature right there.

 

[jane]

Wow, thanks, I always knew I must be a literarian genius. I guess the only thing to do now is send it to every literary agent in the country, let them know there's more where that came from, and watch the cheques roll in.


RSJ, when I get my first zillion-euro cheque, I'm buying you a present. A big present, as big as something very big. As big as Australia, which, did I mention I've been to?

 

[the departed]

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055281603

 

[cephalopod]

That dopolahpec dude seems cool

 

[Bunny]

you can get banned on that boards.ie shitheap for nothing. Its crazy I tells ye.

..oh look its raining again, I'm putting on Scott Walker

 

[GrumpyEditor]

Boards.ie causes cancer whereas everyone knows that thumped will just give you the clap.

PS - I post on Boards though so I think the Boards vs Thumped rivalry is hilarious.

 

[cephalopod]

Boards.ie causes cancer whereas everyone knows that thumped will just give you the clap.

PS - I post on Boards though so I think the Boards vs Thumped rivalry is hilarious.

How hilarious?

This hilarious?

 

[GrumpyEditor]

How hilarious?

This hilarious?

Nothing could be that hilarious. Ever.

 

[magicbastarder]

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237584

fuck.

 

[Space]

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055237584

fuck.

Thanks for posting Miocko but remember one post at a time.

That's pretty clever. There's also a lot of trains in that thread. I wonder if that's significant at all?

 

[Froog]

jesus christ.

 

[Bunny]

Ha ha, exciting times! If he was bored he should've just called everyone on boards.ie a bunch of cunts! Way more fun

 

[Lili Marlene]

I think thumped should count to 2 million

 

[Anarcho Munk]

I think thumped should count to 2 million

Too much effort, let's just bet Boards that they can't count to infinity before us.

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

Becoming increasingly racist

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055286049

I love it!

OP why not approach these people and tell them how you feel about them?
Maybe this will cure your racism!

 

[Space]

Becoming increasingly racist

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055286049

I love it!

OP why not approach these people and tell them how you feel about them?
Maybe this will cure your racism!

I do believe we have a winner.

 

[flashback]

I dont mind blacks at all

The bar has been set.