Bloody Chuggers (2 Viewers)

[killy kill]

Why don't they just go on the dole?

It's probably a nice nixer for some of 'em

 

[timbot]

These bloody chuggers! They do my head in...

Waving at you and pretending they are your friends, grrr...

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Funny how chuggers seemed to disappear for a while there and now they're back in full force. Did they think we'd forget how annoying they are?

I reckon the best thing you can do is to completely ignore them. Just stare straight ahead, keep walking and don't even blink. Any reaction be it abusive or apologetic is better that a complete stonewalling. Its like Kryptonite to the bastards.

If enough of us force them to quit in a short enough timespan it'll surely spell the end for this charitable racketeering.

 

[flashback]

I've heard that there are almost no Chuggers at all in Zimbabwe.
And then you have these people going on about Mugabe like he is the worst guy in the world.

 

[coast to coast]

I'm a big fan of the walk-straight-past-whilst-shaking-my-head in a are-you-serious-you-still-think-this-makes-me-feel-bad-?-(-you-cunt-) kind of way.

Also I have to ask the question.... who chuggs? Who are these people? I've never met anyone young who doesn't hate them. Is there some secret clique of people that are in love with the idea? Or do they all secretly hate themselves and are too cool to be getting properly horrible jobs?

 

[flashback]

Are a lot of them English, or is that my imagination?

 

[cpr]

One of them jumped under my umbrella today and tried to engage me in conversation!I was fucking horrified.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Are a lot of them English, or is that my imagination?

Yep a lot of english chuggers are drafted in during times of low chuggployment.

 

[jane]

One of them jumped under my umbrella today and tried to engage me in conversation!I was fucking horrified.

I had one shouting at me from about 20m away while I was on the phone.

"MAAAA'AM! HELLO MA'AM!"

Ma'am? Srsly?

But also: NO.

I walked by one of them last week, who was being schooled on strategy by a more experienced chugger. I can't remember exactly what he was saying, but the gist of it seemed to be tips on how to force people to make eye contact with you.

 

[jane]

Yep a lot of english chuggers are drafted in during times of low chuggployment.

Is there a chugger bus that goes around all the hostels or something? Like the way it is with casual day labourers and shit?

 

[flashback]

...but the gist of it seemed to be tips on how to force people to make eye contact with you.

It's very very simple.
If girl : show some skin, smile at boys like you want to have sex.

If boy : show some skin, smile at girls like you want to have sex.

Boy chuggers dont even see other males.

 

[kevin gallen]

not quite a chugger but has anyone met the big fat guy with the sponsorship slip for a race he is supposedly goin to run?

I usually see him round Terenure these days but ive also ran into him in Ranelagh and harolds cross. he has come twice to places i work.

This guy would be barely capable of walking a flight of stairs. I've been there when people give him money, say €2 and he will be like "is that all you are goin to give me" and walk off disgusted.

last time i saw him, he was coming out of mizzonis with a huge bag of food arguing with a taxi guy.

 

[jane]

Are there any chugger pubs? They must hang out somewhere all in a gang because it doesn't seem any one of us has actually met anyone socially who chugs for a living. Which means that, somewhere in this city, there are chugger pubs, where the chuggers go when they aren't chugging. Secret underground clubs and pubs where they use your financial information to buy themselves drinks and stare each other down. Then they all go ride rough in the darkened back rooms. "Excuse me, can you spare a minute for my cock?"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

not quite a chugger but has anyone met the big fat guy with the sponsorship slip for a race he is supposedly goin to run?

I usually see him round Terenure these days but ive also ran into him in Ranelagh and harolds cross. he has come twice to places i work.

This guy would be barely capable of walking a flight of stairs. I've been there when people give him money, say €2 and he will be like "is that all you are goin to give me" and walk off disgusted.

last time i saw him, he was coming out of mizzonis with a huge bag of food arguing with a taxi guy.

haha

 

[classic seanc]

Are there any chugger pubs? They must hang out somewhere all in a gang because it doesn't seem any one of us has actually met anyone socially who chugs for a living. Which means that, somewhere in this city, there are chugger pubs, where the chuggers go when they aren't chugging. Secret underground clubs and pubs where they use your financial information to buy themselves drinks and stare each other down. Then they all go ride rough in the darkened back rooms. "Excuse me, can you spare a minute for my cock?"

I've met chuggers in a non chugging environment.
They don't seem to think they're doing anything wrong.

 

[nofunchee]

'fundraising ambassadors'

diplomats they are not!

 

[Cormcolash]

There must be loads of normal chuggers who don't annoy people who feel that everyone is grouping them with all the dickheads that get in people's faces.
Anyway, there's this cunt advertising on Thumped looking for sponsership to get his hair cut now, fuck sake even the internet isn't safe anymore.

 

[Lili Marlene]

The huge O of blank ground they create around them on a very busy street is art. THEY'RE ARTISTS

seriously though, they should be used for crowd control or to clear screaming fans for famous people.

 

[jane]

seriously though, they should be used for crowd control or to clear screaming fans for famous people.

Or the reverse could help us in the War on Chuggers. Loads of famous people and their crowds could mob the pricks right off Wicklow Street.

I'd love to see a chugger turf war, though. Clipboards at dawn outside Tower. A proper scrap, like.

 

[Jill Hives]

Or the reverse could help us in the War on Chuggers. Loads of famous people and their crowds could mob the pricks right off Wicklow Street.

I'd love to see a chugger turf war, though. Clipboards at dawn outside Tower. A proper scrap, like.

I don't think they're loyal to one charity though. One needs loyalty to have a proper scrap. I'm on a nickname basis with one of them. Have been for the last year or so. He seems to switch up the cause every couple weeks.