best track/song title this year (1 Viewer)

way hey!!

- How bout

Locust Abortion Technician
the album by the Butt hole surfers?

or Drop kick me Jesus thro' the Goal Posts of Life by ?

Country music is a rich source of badies

http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country1.htm

from which:

Don't Make Love To a Country Music Singer

written by Robert Morrison & Dale WM Thomas

(excellent advice)

kp
 
ummmmm I like it - v nasty!!!

how about?

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye

(actually its a lyric by waylon jennings - not an actual song title!)

Great man for the lyrics actually the whole tune is a classic - the checkers line ain't half bad either

Kissing You Goodbye
(Waylon Jennings)

I’ve learned to turn the other cheek
Is not what love’s about
I’ve turned mine so many times
That I damned near wore ‘em out.

I’ve grown used to your abuse
And I thought I’d never quit
But I woke up this morning
Couldn’t find my shiv-a-git.

You’ve always liked to play your games
Well, I got one for you
Pretend we’re playing checkers girl
And it’s your time to move.

You’ll find your suitcase on the porch
And the taxi in the drive
So get your tongue out of my mouth
I’m kissing you goodbye.

I see you’ve finally made it home
You been out all night
Your artificial hair’s a mess
And your clothes don’t fit you right.

I’ve given and forgiven
Till there ain’t nothing left
But all you gave was just enough
To satisfy yourself.

I can smell that whisky in your hair
And sen-sen on your breath
If you ever tried to tell the truth
You’d choke yourself to death.

I don’t want your nasty kisses
And don’t tell me no more lies
Get your tongue out of my mouth
I’m kissing you goodbye.

Get your tongue out of my mouth
I’m kissing you goodbye
(http://www.waylon.com/discography/Right_For_The_Time.asp)
 
25 Best Country Songs Titles Of All Time

These are all genuine songs, mainly released in the United States (how surprising).
  1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye!
  2. I Don't Know whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
  3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life,Then Number Two On You
  4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run - So we're even
  5. Mamma Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
  6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
  7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles
  8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
  9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
  10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
  11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Getting' Better
  12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight,Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
  13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
  14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's like Having You Here
  15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin'On My Back And Cryin' Over You
  16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
  17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You
  18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
  19. Please Bypass This Heart
  20. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
  21. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
  22. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
  23. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
  24. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer
  25. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few
 

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