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Lungs

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Jesus christ... On the nightlink, right, and there's all these kiss fans around me. A mob of them asked me 'are you a kiss fan?' and i'm like 'absolutely i am a kiss fan' cos i don't want to get my dick beaten in and then they're like 'then why didn't u paint your face?' and i was like 'well i didn't feel in the face-painting mood' and they're like 'no true kiss fan would say that' and i was like 'are u sayin i'm not a true kiss fan?' and they're like 'no we know you are' so i was like 'of course i am. I love kiss and their collective works' and they're like 'ok, cool'.

I laffed.
 
Those Kiss fans be frontin'.

I always took Kiss fans to be 50+ year old dads in corduroy trousers. I was wrong.
 
are kiss fans renowned for being rowdy?

Here's Roddy Piper, mid painting himself.

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He doesn't post here often but if he's ever around we should get uncleseano to post his drunken txts here, they're fucking priceless. I'd never seen pissed spelt with a "6" before. He has a god given talent for incomprehensible gibberish.

my most recent favorite interchange was with mustard gypsy

Me : Where were these women when i was single ?

Him: Kindergarten


Genius.

Also my ladys mother

"I just went out for a one hour log"
 
I'd care if GaryXKnifedX wasn't so bloody dismissive of loads of great music
 
well anyway, tell us something good that happened at Kiss, I have no idea what a Kiss concert would be like in 2010
 
Theres a lot of animosity in here..Will yas chill the fuck out..

I is..are you being a bit agro today for a reason??
 

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