Best text message ever (1 Viewer)

[Lungs]

Jesus christ... On the nightlink, right, and there's all these kiss fans around me. A mob of them asked me 'are you a kiss fan?' and i'm like 'absolutely i am a kiss fan' cos i don't want to get my dick beaten in and then they're like 'then why didn't u paint your face?' and i was like 'well i didn't feel in the face-painting mood' and they're like 'no true kiss fan would say that' and i was like 'are u sayin i'm not a true kiss fan?' and they're like 'no we know you are' so i was like 'of course i am. I love kiss and their collective works' and they're like 'ok, cool'.

I laffed.

 

[Gambra]

That's one long text message

 

[Theseus Mock]

Those Kiss fans be frontin'.

I always took Kiss fans to be 50+ year old dads in corduroy trousers. I was wrong.

 

[GO]

That is a great a great text message.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

are kiss fans renowned for being rowdy?

 

[shower another shower]

are kiss fans renowned for being rowdy?

back in '76 they were.

 

[ratmonkey]

are kiss fans renowned for being rowdy?

Here's Roddy Piper, mid painting himself.

 

[Carlow Punks!]

Here's Roddy Piper, mid painting himself.

'no true kiss fan would say that'

 

[washingcattle]

He doesn't post here often but if he's ever around we should get uncleseano to post his drunken txts here, they're fucking priceless. I'd never seen pissed spelt with a "6" before. He has a god given talent for incomprehensible gibberish.

my most recent favorite interchange was with mustard gypsy

Me : Where were these women when i was single ?

Him: Kindergarten


Genius.

Also my ladys mother

"I just went out for a one hour log"

 

[HMD]

Kiss are funny

Edit: and so are their fans

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

Kiss played one of the best gigs ever on friday night. Laugh all you want.

 

[washingcattle]

NO ONE CARES

 

[Lili Marlene]

I'd care if GaryXKnifedX wasn't so bloody dismissive of loads of great music

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

and you can talk.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Yes I can.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

For the record,I'm only dismissive of music that's shit. There's a lot of it around.

 

[Lili Marlene]

well anyway, tell us something good that happened at Kiss, I have no idea what a Kiss concert would be like in 2010

 

[washingcattle]

That probably was harsh some folks might care. Kiss though ? Really ? There's just something really gay about them. perhaps the reason Pandas are in such poor state breeding wise.

 

[GARYXKNIFEDX]

well anyway, tell us something good that happened at Kiss, I have no idea what a Kiss concert would be like in 2010

I'll not bother,you'll just dismiss it.

 

[GO]

Theres a lot of animosity in here..Will yas chill the fuck out..

I is..are you being a bit agro today for a reason??