Bad Date Stories (1 Viewer)

[cephalopod]

Anyone ever try this 'dating on speed' thing that the Jewish community started?

 

[GrumpyEditor]

I know if I hang around this thread long enough someone will post a story about me.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

if youre lucky you'll get to 'fillet the kipper' if you know what i mean...

No way. You have to cook?

 

[dleacht]

Chicks love dates, right?

Depends on the girl I find them too much effort

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Anyone ever try this 'dating on speed' thing that the Jewish community started?

im waiting for the punch line to this....

 

[cephalopod]

err, speed dating? started in the New York jewish community?

 

[wild_cat]

I know if I hang around this thread long enough someone will post a story about me.

Yeah people think self importance is sexy.

I have another twice as bad as that old thread from September of this last year but it I wont tell it as it reflects badly on me.



"I have a bottle of malibu back at the house"

"Really more booze? DEADLY!!"

Drank as much straight as I could and legged it. Bad times.

 

[kevin gallen]

Chicks love dates, right?

yep

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

err, speed dating? started in the New York jewish community?

disappointing,i thought you were building up to a joke

 

[Froog]

im waiting for the punch line to this....

they passover a lot of potential dates?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

they passover a lot of potential dates?

good man froog

 

[therealjohnny]

edit
never mind

 

[GrumpyEditor]

Yeah people think self importance is sexy.

I know I do.

 

[oh shit]

if youre lucky you'll get to 'fillet the kipper' if you know what i mean...

yom, kippur

 

[therealjohnny]

yom, kippur

 

[Froog]

fair jews.

 

[therealjohnny]

Foggy Jew

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

jew north

 

[Froog]

morning jew.

 

[sarah]

I went on a date, once. at the end of dinner I take out my wallet to go splitsies. (Being young and poor and all). He says " I'll pay this time, but you needn't think you can bleed me dry."

eek. last time I saw him.