Bad Date Stories (1 Viewer)

[dleacht]

Heard on the radio today about a blog that dedicated to stories about bad dates and score stories. I've just spent ages trying to find it but can't. The stories were brilliant and I'm sure thumped members have some to add also.

 

[Cormcolash]

There's that Fuck My Life website, the address is like fml.com or something, it has plenty of pertinant stories to this subject.

 

[sarah]

There's that Fuck My Life website, the address is like fml.com or something, it has plenty of pertinant stories to this subject.

ha actually found this here's one from that site, like something I would do.

Today, I saw a girl I knew from high school at the DMV and she started leaning forward. I thought she was leaning into hug me. So I just began to hug her. She was actually trying to throw something in the garbage. FML
04/23/2009 at 8:07am by Anonymous

 

[Diddles]

I hugged my doctor recently in a similar incident. It was very embarrassing.

 

[Willie Willions]

I accidently rode someone in a similar situation, needless to say I spent a few years in jail for it. I'm a better person for it all now though!

 

[Cormcolash]

As long as it was an accident

 

[egg_]

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!"

That's really sad

 

[Jill Hives]

That's really sad

My heart just broke a little reading that...

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

i got a hilarious date story but all these ones yis have posted have been more sad than anything else...

 

[Thebeard]

I had a bad date before, it was horrible. I'll stick to prunes from now on.

















Sorry.

 

[Jill Hives]

My bad dates could almost be considered best dates because they were so bad that they've made good stories.

http://www.thumped.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=53009&highlight=best+dates+plath&page=4

 

[Diddles]

That's really sad

Shit, I do that all the time

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

That's really sad

That's generally how marriage is.

 

[cephalopod]

I've never been on a 'date'. What's it like?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I've never been on a 'date'. What's it like?

You pretend to be the person you actually want to be for a couple of hours, try for a few laughs while putting a positive spin on your existence, all in the hope of getting a ride from a person who's judging you on your appearance and every utterance you make. Oh, and texting her friends from the jacks/right in front of you.
Great fun altogether.
Expensive too.

 

[Jill Hives]

You pretend to be the person you actually want to be for a couple of hours, try for a few laughs while putting a positive spin on your existence, all in the hope of getting a ride from a person who's judging you on your appearance and every utterance you make. Oh, and texting her friends from the jacks/right in front of you.
Great fun altogether.
Expensive too.

I just choked on my coffee. Brilliant stuff.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

You pretend to be the person you actually want to be for a couple of hours, try for a few laughs while putting a positive spin on your existence, all in the hope of getting a ride from a person who's judging you on your appearance and every utterance you make. Oh, and texting her friends from the jacks/right in front of you.
Great fun altogether.
Expensive too.

if youre lucky you'll get to 'fillet the kipper' if you know what i mean...

 

[Froog]

it's two hours of drinking fast and avoiding awkward silences.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

yeah when they start texting at the table in front of you. "it's ok, i'm just letting my friend know you're not a total psycho". "oh. thanks"

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Chicks love dates, right?