Asshole bus driver (3 Viewers)

[spiritualtramp]

and how about those passengers? so few people even acknowledge the driver getting on or off, like they're some kind of integrated automaton.

Well if you're using a bus card what are you meant to do - say hi?

 

[eoinbox]

Well if you're using a bus card what are you meant to do - say hi?

youre right. that's INSANE.

 

[smallbrownbear]

what about the small brown bear than moans incessently?

ever seen the likely lads?

well i'm terry collier

 

[pete]

Well if you're using a bus card what are you meant to do - say hi?

i've an annual bus pass. I nod on the way onto the bus & say "cheers" or "thanks" on the way off. Doesn't hurt.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i usually tip

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

ever seen the likely lads?

well i'm terry collier

respect

 

[broken arm]

wheels.

get bike skills you nonce. you live so near town.

 

[Hector Grey]

People, where's the love?

Wheels, i feel for you situation, but you're an alcoholic and you probably urinated on the bus.

Smallbrownbear - berk? sod? Is this an episode of z-cars?

people, the love. remember the love.

 

[Wilbert]

my brother in law is an arsehole

ha, only messin, he's a IT consultant.

What's the difference?

 

[billygannon]

I like to alight my farts when getting off the bus.

 

[billygannon]

Oh! Was on the 159 bus from Trafalgar Square to Streatham a couple of weeks ago. Looked across the aisle, and the man sitting in the seat across from was having a wank into a rucksack.

 

[Hector Grey]

Oh! Was on the 159 bus from Trafalgar Square to Streatham a couple of weeks ago. Looked across the aisle, and the man sitting in the seat across from was having a wank into a rucksack.

sure it wasn't a "fuck"sack?

ha ha ha ha.

no seriously, somebody help me.

 

[classic seanc]

Shit, nowhere's safe for a wank these days. I go to another country and there's still someone there who'll tell all the folks back home.

I'm so embarrassed

 

[dAndAn]

Anyone remember a while back that black dude who would sit beside woman on various Dublin Bus routes and proceed with cracking one off? I think he was finally arrested on the Dublin - Navan bus ( he got a bit too confident)

Anyway, my Girlfriend was a victim of this mad cunt on the bus one night heading into town.

She arrived at the pub obviously in shock and explained her ordeal. I pissed myself laughing .

Looking back on it now i could have reacted a bit better. Ah bless her

 

[Wilbert]

Anyone remember a while back that black dude who would sit beside woman on various Dublin Bus routes and proceed with cracking one off? I think he was finally arrested on the Dublin - Navan bus ( he got a bit too confident)

Anyway, my Girlfriend was a victim of this mad cunt on the bus one night heading into town.

She arrived at the pub obviously in shock and explained her ordeal. I pissed myself laughing .

Theres one thing I know about women and it is that they DON'T appreciate being laughed at when they are telling you that a stranger jerked off in the seat next to them on the bus.

This much I know.

 

[The]

Theres one thing I know about women and it is that they DON'T appreciate being laughed at when they are telling you that a stranger jerked off in the seat next to them on the bus.

This much I know.

you'll go very far with knowledge like that, it's the key to every woman's heart

 

[Bellatrix]

That French bus driver goes a long way towards making up for all the other assholes.

 

[wild_cat]

In fairness, after some of the things you've said to your mother I'd do all of the ablove and more to you. On a daily basis.

Well if my dinner aint on the table...

 

[dublinbusdriver]

Ah jaysus, just finished another day's hard work. Fuggin' poxy passengers, what they think this is, a service?

Here missus, its wun thurty for you and sixty-five for the chiseler. Gerrup ourra dat, I'm not letting you on for a flash of yissir tits. Ah go on so...

Fuggin' students, wha? Never say hello, kiss me arse, nuthin'. Fuggers. Future of Ireland, wha'?

I'm off home, not in until the Nitelink tomorrow night. Loadsa drunk feckers. Luverly.

 

[spiritualtramp]

Here missus, its wun thurty for you

If you are going to pretend to be a bus driver at least do some research. There is no 1.30 fare, it has gone up to 1.35.