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[Spam Javelin]

what age are you going to stop washing them at?

Will they have a 3 legged dog with a length of grotty rope instead of a leash?

 

[hermie]

Ah good old Dan.throw up a photo tripoli.for the girls loike

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Megadeth are the thinking 8year olds metallica.

i must spread some arround apparently!

 

[Polo]

c'mon, little dudes with dreads! awwwwww. they can lop 'em off if they no likey

Jesus you heartless crusty fuck, why not just start forcefeeding them cider and issue them with caravans? I'm telling you, if I see any small white kids, particularly ginger ones, running about the place with dreads I'm going to drown them.

 

[La La]

Jesus you heartless crusty fuck, why not just start forcefeeding them cider and issue them with caravans? I'm telling you, if I see any small white kids, particularly ginger ones, running about the place with dreads I'm going to drown them.

im shocked and appalled. who said ANYTHING about ginger???

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Jesus you heartless crusty fuck, why not just start forcefeeding them cider and issue them with caravans? I'm telling you, if I see any small white kids, particularly ginger ones, running about the place with dreads I'm going to drown them.

 

[Hector Grey]

Jesus you heartless crusty fuck, why not just start forcefeeding them cider and issue them with caravans? I'm telling you, if I see any small white kids, particularly ginger ones, running about the place with dreads I'm going to drown them.

huzzah!

dreads = no fucking way. making your kids have dreads is a kind of racism. it's like saying "i'm going to bring my kids up hating the jew"

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Austin.

 

[La La]

jeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus can none of you dorks detect sarcasm? guess it's hard over the internerd.

as if i would dread soft fine baby hair, are ya kidding!!!!!!!!??????????

the best part of a baby is the top of its head, smells so cute. jaysus. you'd think i was sayin i was going to have them all tattooed during the first year of life!


actually..................

 

[Doctor Muscles]

you'd think i was sayin i was going to have them all tattooed during the first year of life!


actually..................

Would you have to wait for the skull to knit itself together?

 

[La La]

Would you have to wait for the skull to knit itself together?

i heard there's a new procedure, kinda like an amniosentisis, in which they can actually put a tattoo needle into the womb and just ink the sprog before it's even born.

 

[Doctor Muscles]

i heard there's a new procedure, kinda like an amniosentisis, in which they can actually put a tattoo needle into the womb and just ink the sprog before it's even born.

So they just abort it's style/dignity? I suppose it depends on what type of tatoo.

 

[La La]

So they just abort it's style/dignity? I suppose it depends on what type of tatoo.

last case i heard, the mother insisted on having it marked with the words 'yer ony a babby' on its forehead

 

[Doctor Muscles]

last case i heard, the mother insisted on having it marked with the words 'yer ony a babby' on its forehead

That's not too bad. Thought it might have been a snake wrapped around a dagger that's been stuck through a skull on a background of two crossed AK-47s and a tricolour with "UP THE RA" written underneath it.

But as long as they keep it conservative...

 

[MDR]

the best part of a baby is the top of its head, smells so cute.

Useless fact: the parts of a baby's head where the bones have yet to grow together are called fontanels.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

That's not too bad. Thought it might have been a snake wrapped around a dagger that's been stuck through a skull on a background of two crossed AK-47s and a tricolour with "UP THE RA" written underneath it.

But as long as they keep it conservative...

my favourite ra tatto by far! I have 6

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Megadeth are the thinking 8year olds metallica.

Metallica Megadeth are playing here in two weeks

I'm thinking of going.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Don't, they're shite. I got got free tickets to a gig of theirs in the RDS some years years back, lasted all of three songs before leaving. It would would have been sooner had I not been admiring a particularly buxom lady nearby, once she moved I was gone.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Don't, they're shite. I got got free tickets to a gig of theirs in the RDS some years years back, lasted all of three songs before leaving. It would would have been sooner had I not been admiring a particularly buxom lady nearby, once she moved I was gone.

Fuck. I meant to write Megadeth there.

I am losing the little bit I have left, I think.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

It happens. I used 'dyslexic' in place of 'epileptic' last week. Then when I realised my mistake I couldn't remember the correct word.

I've no Megadeth anecdotes I'm afraid.