Anyone got a number for God (1 Viewer)

[Charlie Bucket]

i think he lost his old phone?

 

[nEiLo]

forget it

 

[the departed]

i think theres a 666 in there somewhere?
no, wait. wrong guy.

 

[Stan Bowles]

A fat, bald man once said that God was 7.

 

[classic seanc]

He sent the young fella round before, were you not here? Twas a while ago now I suppose.....
But, he said he'd be coming back someday so you might catch him then.

Hope this helps.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

A fat, bald man once said that God was 7.

Ah, Willie Thorn

 

[Goodbye]

Yer mano in Dead Poets Society talked to him, apparently God did'nt reverse the charges or something

 

[lympog]

Yer mano in Dead Poets Society talked to him, apparently God did'nt reverse the charges or something

what a wanker

 

[Space]

 

[Flux]

Don't bother, you'll be put on hold forever.

 

[zero_hero]

I think he has a website... why dont you google him? I'd imagine he's much better at getting back to his emails or even myspace?

 

[classic seanc]

Call round to his gaff. It's open on Sundays and everything.

 

[Jill Hives]

Don't bother, you'll be put on hold forever.

God works for immigration?

I have spoken to every branch of immigration and the Department of Employment and Trade...hell even the embassies and NOT ONE DAMN person can answer my simple question. Please god, please. I am losing the will to live.

 

[Pantone247]

What if God was one of us?

Just a stranger on a bus

trying to find his way home

with no calling on the phone

except maybe the pope in rome








what the fuck was all that about?

 

[travispickle]

Here ya go:

http://www.god.com/

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

hey dont look now but there goes god in his sexy pants and his sausage dog and he cant stand beelzebub coz he looks so good in black.

does anyone remember that song bob geldof sang at the freddie mercury tribute gig, it was called "too late god"? that was a deadly tune.

 

[classic seanc]

I heard god is working as an astronaut now, can anyone confirm this?

 

[Space]

 

[ewa gigon]

You people must be really bored,
Actually it would be great if he existed,but not in a fucken religous or cult way.
Those things sicken me,well probably its not a good idea to be too serious on thumped.
I'd rather do some ironing!!ironyyy