A Serious Question from LavajoNation (1 Viewer)

[MAX HARDCORE]

MAX HARDCORE SAYS:

"TAKE IT TO THE LIMIT."

 

[RSJ]

There as a dude at school known as dan fish cos he always smelled like fish. It was horrible, no matter how much deoderant he used the guy always smelled like he'd pissed his pants but aparently it was something to do with a kidney problem and how it processed his urea, or something. Either way it was foul but he was sound so you'd never take the piss over it.

Anyways, if his name is dan, tell him i said hi.

 

[ernesto]

There as a dude at school known as dan fish cos he always smelled like fish. It was horrible, no matter how much deoderant he used the guy always smelled like he'd pissed his pants but aparently it was something to do with a kidney problem and how it processed his urea, or something. Either way it was foul but he was sound so you'd never take the piss over it.

Anyways, if his name is dan, tell him i said hi.

'me mate on the interweb says hi if youre the guy who what pisses himself from macroom'

 

[RSJ]

Just shout "Wash up fish ya smelly cunt" while looking in the opposite direction. Sooooooooooooted.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Just shout "Wash up fish ya smelly cunt" while looking in the opposite direction. Sooooooooooooted.

His name's not Dan. It's Stinker McBarsepong.

 

[La La]

His name's not Dan. It's Stinker McBarsepong.

right. are you gonna continue to talk about this guy on the internet or are you going to actually do something about it???

 

[RSJ]

His name's not Dan. It's Stinker McBarsepong.

Yeah, that guy i don't know.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

right. are you gonna continue to talk about this guy on the internet or are you going to actually do something about it???

Spoke to HR about it yesterday actually. It's up to them now.

Sorry Lala - is my bitching irritating ya??

 

[La La]

Spoke to HR about it yesterday actually. It's up to them now.

Sorry Lala - is my bitching irritating ya??

haha no!!!!

was only wondering if you were going to just sit at your desk and type about it all day or actually approach HR. which you did. so good on ya. i hope he cleans up his act.

being a smelly person in the office is as bad as yelling on the phone etc.

 

[RSJ]

My trousers smell today. It's pissing me off because i can smell it and it's rank and people probably think it's me (or roisin).

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

My trousers smell today. It's pissing me off because i can smell it and it's rank and people probably think it's me (or roisin).

Are you sure it's not Roisin?

 

[RSJ]

Actually you're right it is.

On a more serious note, i think i left them wet in the washing machine for a few days before drying them out, so it's a kind of stale smell. It's orrible. I feel like pissing myself just to cover up the smell.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Actually you're right it is.

On a more serious note, i think i left them wet in the washing machine for a few days before drying them out, so it's a kind of stale smell. It's orrible. I feel like pissing myself just to cover up the smell.

You can come over to my office and I'll get McBarse to grind against ya. That'll hide the smell good and proper.

Though you'll have to bathe in tomato juice afterwards to get rid of his smell.

 

[RSJ]

Tomato and barse, two of my favourite lynx sprays.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Tomato and barse, two of my favourite lynx sprays.

Careful though. Girls will be chasing after you left, right and centre.

 

[RSJ]

You say that like i'm not already *slicks hair back with a mixture of fish oil and barse sweat*

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

You say that like i'm not already *slicks hair back with a mixture of fish oil and barse sweat*

Nice. It's the fish oil the really gets us hot.

 

[RSJ]

I was going to say something about that being ironic but i don't want to bring the tone of the thread down.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I was going to say something about that being ironic but i don't want to bring the tone of the thread down.

Quite right. This isn't the place.

 

[RSJ]

It's true. I wouldn't want a visit from HR now would i.