A Serious Question from LavajoNation (2 Viewers)

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Is it a/ a stale sweat type smell
b/ a kind of high pitched smell
c/ a sweet sickly smell

a means poor heigene
b means very very poor heigene and general filth
c is a type of illness

No, defo on a day to day basis goes from a) to b) but never c) so I don't think he's ill (except in the brain).

 

[sweetoblivion]

Hmm. Interesting!

 

[sweetoblivion]

Pity Kim and Aggie don't do that 'how clean are you?' show anymore.

 

[Wilbert]

No, defo on a day to day basis goes from a) to b) but never c) so I don't think he's ill (except in the brain).

I bet this dirtbag changes his jocks every fortnight instead of every week like a normal person!

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Pity Kim and Aggie don't do that 'how clean are you?' show anymore.

Yeesh even they wouldn't touch him without gloves. I can just see them now instructing him on how to disinfect his bits with vinegar and baking soda and telling him it has to be done often.

GACK.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

I bet this dirtbag changes his jocks every fortnight instead of every week like a normal person!

I think when he goes home some weekends his ma washes his clothes and then when he's not home for ages he just doesn't bother.

 

[CitySickness]

so... I wonder how many people making smelly jokes at this guys expense are smokers and don't see the irony?

The stale smoke niff can be nasty - particularly if it's someone who takes smoke breaks every hour - but it definitely doesn't have nearly the same whole-office reach of a filth banger.

 

[Yurn!]

imagine the smell of this guys barse.

speaking of barses, where is sexypornolady gone?

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

imagine the smell of this guys barse.

speaking of barses, where is sexypornolady gone?

What is this barse you speak of?

 

[Yurn!]

What is this barse you speak of?

the grundle, the guch.

 

[ernesto]

What is this barse you speak of?

perenium

 

[CitySickness]

The taint, the nifkin, the sterling silver jewelry:
http://www.barse.com/

 

[Yurn!]

secretes a sweat called 'biffin'.

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

Ah yes, I didn't realise that 'Barse' was the scientific term.

I shall take notes re: 'barse' and 'biffin'. Thank you Yurn!.

 

[avernus]

maybe he's mentally ill. mentally ill people don't care about body odour. or maybe it's a gland problem. I knew this girl who stank of sweat even when she was just out of the shower. but whatever the cause, this person needs to shape up or ship up. so just tell this guy,

"Hey dickbreath, either you wash your clothes and wash yourself or I wash you in a bath of acid. ok?"

 

[KokaneeCowgirl]

"Hey dickbreath, either you wash your clothes and wash yourself or I wash you in a bath of acid. ok?"

Acid bath! I likes it!

 

[CitySickness]

Breakfast
Second breakfast
Elevenses
Brunch
Biffin
Lunch

 

[CitySickness]

The smell of stale biffin is known as bange(UK, AUS) or buft(US).

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

whaen you're leaving work say smell you later to everyone in the office except for your perp

 

[Wilbert]

"Hey dickbreath, either you wash your clothes and wash yourself or I wash you in a bath of acid. ok?"

Acid bath? That's your answer to everything!