death to the kielty! (1 Viewer)

paddy kielty is a despicable human being. i saw two minutes of him on "live at the apollo" and remembered just how cringe inducingly unfunny the cunt is. my god i detest him so i do! i would love to get a cheesegrater and kick it up his arse. right, one time he, the pathetic excuse for a c'meedyin that he is, did an assembly at my school, a snobby, all boys school with delusions of grandeur and staffed almost exclusively by absolute ballbags. he struggled to get a laugh at all, if anything his crap attempts to poke pointlessly safe gags at said tweed suited twatrings and horrendously embarrassing attempts to use youthful lingo (wicked maaaaan) without a hint of irony actually managed to make the arsehole of a headmaster, a small minded individual who beleived there was still a british empire and wore a fucking cape to assembly, look sound and "down with the kids" by comparison. fucking prick. why is he on tv, i meet funny cunts every time i go out, random cunts who have me in stitches, and they put paddy kielty and the hole in the fucking wall gang on tv!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

sorry

raging i missed this, how was it?

how was what? live at the apollo? joan rivers was funny but paddy kielty is a cunt. it was a rerun on dave tho

glad I didn't see it, or the assembly. Kielty is so pish.

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So, can't follow this.

Basically, you're annoyed because someone makes a living as a comedian and you don't find him very amusing.

Is that what you're driving at?

Wobbler said:

So, can't follow this.

Basically, you're annoyed because someone makes a living as a comedian and you don't find him very amusing.

Is that what you're driving at?

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you're missing the bit where he's pish

Oh right.

So, poor comedian who's pish in being on telly shocker.

there are worse comedians on telly than kielty. he seems like an alright bloke

wiki said:

Kielty owns a big hot-air balloon with his own face on it, which he keeps tethered in his backyard.

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i quite like him all of a sudden

piratecore said:

joan rivers was funny

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What the fuck? Did she drop dead on stage or something? That's about the only thing she could do worth laughing at..

no i actually hate paddy kielty. i dont care that he makes his money on tv except that it means i come across him more often. if i met him in real life i would hate him as well. then dig him

wasn't joan rivers learning-disabled? that or deeply ravaged from coke. the woman couldn't string a sentence together.

i would actually feel better about myself laughing at someone with learning disability than if i laughed at paddy kielty. unless he was burning to death.

joan rivers was not particularly hilarious but at least she understands the concept of a joke

joan rivers is an aul boot