death to the kielty! (1 Viewer)

[piratecore]

paddy kielty is a despicable human being. i saw two minutes of him on "live at the apollo" and remembered just how cringe inducingly unfunny the cunt is. my god i detest him so i do! i would love to get a cheesegrater and kick it up his arse. right, one time he, the pathetic excuse for a c'meedyin that he is, did an assembly at my school, a snobby, all boys school with delusions of grandeur and staffed almost exclusively by absolute ballbags. he struggled to get a laugh at all, if anything his crap attempts to poke pointlessly safe gags at said tweed suited twatrings and horrendously embarrassing attempts to use youthful lingo (wicked maaaaan) without a hint of irony actually managed to make the arsehole of a headmaster, a small minded individual who beleived there was still a british empire and wore a fucking cape to assembly, look sound and "down with the kids" by comparison. fucking prick. why is he on tv, i meet funny cunts every time i go out, random cunts who have me in stitches, and they put paddy kielty and the hole in the fucking wall gang on tv!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

sorry

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

raging i missed this, how was it?

 

[piratecore]

how was what? live at the apollo? joan rivers was funny but paddy kielty is a cunt. it was a rerun on dave tho

 

[BernardDude]

glad I didn't see it, or the assembly. Kielty is so pish.

 

[Cormcolash]

?

 

[Wobbler]

So, can't follow this.

Basically, you're annoyed because someone makes a living as a comedian and you don't find him very amusing.

Is that what you're driving at?

 

[Lili Marlene]

So, can't follow this.

Basically, you're annoyed because someone makes a living as a comedian and you don't find him very amusing.

Is that what you're driving at?

you're missing the bit where he's pish

 

[Wobbler]

Oh right.

So, poor comedian who's pish in being on telly shocker.

 

[ernesto]

there are worse comedians on telly than kielty. he seems like an alright bloke

 

[ann post]

Kielty owns a big hot-air balloon with his own face on it, which he keeps tethered in his backyard.

i quite like him all of a sudden

 

[TenRabbits]

joan rivers was funny

What the fuck? Did she drop dead on stage or something? That's about the only thing she could do worth laughing at..

 

[piratecore]

no i actually hate paddy kielty. i dont care that he makes his money on tv except that it means i come across him more often. if i met him in real life i would hate him as well. then dig him

 

[nooleen]

wasn't joan rivers learning-disabled? that or deeply ravaged from coke. the woman couldn't string a sentence together.

 

[piratecore]

i would actually feel better about myself laughing at someone with learning disability than if i laughed at paddy kielty. unless he was burning to death.

joan rivers was not particularly hilarious but at least she understands the concept of a joke

 

[David Kronenbourg]

joan rivers is an aul boot