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    If thumped were to get one of those internet awards..

    My intense hadred burst forth again Lizzie.
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    If thumped were to get one of those internet awards..

    I'd say it would be for that homevideo someone made of papercop all humping flea ridden labradors down the back of strictly ballroom or whatever that gay nights called. The amazing thing was that the dogs kept eating from a bowl of pedigree chum whilst the boys went at it until they're feeble...
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    What happens..

    Who read this to you gav? Did you ask someone on the bus and stare at them throughout wondering where they got their magical powers of reading from. Did you press your hand repeatedly against the computer screen hoping something might happen to read it out to you. You're an illiterate and this...
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    Buses for Electric Picnic

    Damn right Lizzie. Tickets and Buses and stuff and giving out and angry and raging at life. Festivals. bored.
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    kraftwerk tonight wow!

    Im in Neilios camp on this one. Its a double cd and from what i heard of it in your caravan lizzie it sounds as wicked as sensational as you telling the truth
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    kraftwerk tonight wow!

    what was on the radio? a little snippet? I dont care for snippets. I want it all. These recordings might be cleaned up using tools to re EQ and normalise the levels. Lizzie where did Suzanne get the paris gig from?
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    kraftwerk tonight wow!

    someone i know (a person, not a rabbit) got the whole thing on MD but was in the restricted viewing area which resulted in the sound being deplorable. He also doesnt think he'll be able to fix it. Does anyone know anyone (person or rabbit) who recorded the gig?
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    hackers..longshot

    Neilio I got the 'after' picture developed for you for the dieting contest you're entering. I wouldnt hold out much hope. You'd probably eat it.
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    hackers..longshot

    Do you remember that time when I was around 7 Neilio and I pushed the old lady into a bush instead of into the freezing pond in stephens green and you said 'that was nice of you'. Well this is the second time. That and I want to make sure lizzie has a job in the future.
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    hackers..longshot

    Lizzie I recommend you contact G.I. I have the Upper Hand and request he remove the personal information about you. He can still state parts of your name once it does not identify you directly. He cannot use personal information without your permission as this comes under identity theft in the...
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    hackers..longshot

    I've just read it Lizzie and you got whipped by G.I. Joe. Hacking doesnt stop humiliation. I would say this is a first but then the time the US Navy came into Dun Laoghaire I think you got whipped as well.
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    Holy shit!

    George Formby and Norman Wisdom in a coffin with Georges ukulele shoved firmly up Normans arse. Dreams are made of this.
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    Holy shit!

    Chaz n Dave in Christchurch cathedral.
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    Neilio and Latex Lizzie

    I dont have the ability Jane. I shall go now to a place where insult is revered and smiles are only at the expense of others.
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    Neilio and Latex Lizzie

    Well that explains where he got the idea for that pair of bad trip inducing, clay bead fisting musexuals. Further Jane, charmless was a generous description of these rogues. Rogues is wrong as it conjures up trevor jordache before his wife beating days. Vapours of humanity would be a better...
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    Neilio and Latex Lizzie

    janes right neil. Both yourself and Latex Lizzie, aka the horneyman aka sack of shit aka my weasel pants ex neighbour, have to face up to the truth. I have done a lot of the groundwork and spoke to your families last night. I also printed a lot of posters with both your charmless faces on them...
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    Neilio and Latex Lizzie

    Ah'm. Its not.
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    Neilio and Latex Lizzie

    I was out having a quite keg last night at a jazz gig, mingling with the other chinochios present when I think I spotted Neilio and Latex Lizzie chatting together. I don’t really know either of them so I didn’t approach them, in the same way you wouldn’t approach a monkey with an undersized...
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    post what you're listening to and say something about it

    Listening to the Sounds of Naas Volume 2. This is the one where there was a heavy build up of traffic on the northside of the town due to roadworks on the motorway. The way the accents all merge into the sound of a caravan being cut in half is awe isnpiring. It reminds me a lot of the b side on...
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    tatoo.

    Never in the uneventful history of Thumped has a more accurate mail being sent. I think Lizzie will agree. You have been waiting for just the right moment for years Neilio to use that one. I applaud you and despise you.
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