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[7 - No tomorrow]

I believe the children are our future

 

[therealjohnny]

Once you have kids you are afraid of everything

 

[Lili Marlene]

Once you have a kid, you are automatically an expert on ALL kids, everywhere.

 

[nooleen]

also all people and every aspect of the human condition

 

[sleepy]

Saying "Until you have kids...." is the new "I'm not racist but..."

 

[nooleen]

saying "i love my kids" is the new "i think hitler had some sound ideas"

 

[sleepy]

A while back a friend of mine said he was getting he was getting his kid baptised because he wanted his kid to have something to rebel against when he got older. I told him that was the stupidest fucking thing I'd ever heard. He came back with "Until....." I've had 2 kids of my own since then and I still think that statement was one of the stupidest fucking things I've ever heard.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Parents moan about lack of sleep, free time and money. But if you bring these things up as a negative, you're told that you don't get it.

Kids are also kind of like a Ponzi scheme. The duped are always trying to find new marks.

 

[sleepy]

Parents moan about lack of sleep, free time and money. But if you bring these things up as a negative, you're told that you don't get it.

Kids are also kind of like a Ponzi scheme. The duped are always trying to find new marks.

Funnily enough my wife's actually said a few times that now that we have 2 of our own she understands more why people DON'T want kids.

And I'm too tired to care whether other people have them or not

 

[therealjohnny]

And I'm too tired to care

Classic Sleepy

 

[sleepy]

Classic Sleepy

I'm sorry, I hope I'm not stressing you out

 

[therealjohnny]

woooah--I see what you did there

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Funnily enough my wife's actually said a few times that now that we have 2 of our own she understands more why people DON'T want kids.

And I'm too tired to care whether other people have them or not

"I never have money,I can never go out, I'm sleep-deprived and dress every day like it's laundry day. You should do this too!"

 

[sleepy]

"I never have money,I can never go out, I'm sleep-deprived and dress every day like it's laundry day. You should do this too!"

I keep hearing other parents saying people without kids don't get it but you do.

It's like a friend of mine (who also doesn't have kids) was saying a little while back "It looks kind of like you're working in an A&E ward for the first 5 years." He also gets it.

 

[sleepy]

Having said all that, they're still deadly. They're just kind of exhausting.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

My 6-year-old nephew's report card said "Sean has a truly good heart"
Total blub

 

[sleepy]

My 6-year-old nephew's report card said "Sean has a truly good heart"
Total blub

And that's why you do have them. Kids that is.

 

[therealjohnny]

Just so you all know, this is on going

 

[Scientician 0.8]

I joined facebuke the other night in order to hawk copies of my buke. It's gas finding out the real names of people I've known on the internet for years. Otherwise it is a pile of shite.

 

[therealjohnny]

I joined facebuke the other night in order to hawk copies of my buke. It's gas finding out the real names of people I've known on the internet for years. Otherwise it is a pile of shite.

Let me know how to hawk your book and I'll spread the word