Quotes from your parents (3 Viewers)

[therealjohnny]

hmm...I'm kind of concerned now

 

[Jill Hives]

hmm...I'm kind of concerned now

Hahaha. Would you like to pray with my mother?

 

[therealjohnny]

way ahead of you

 

[jonah]

My dad's comments are just cutting, rather than cassically "elderly".

His latest note said
"I left you some money for milk and bread. I presume you've already spent it on crayons. Maybe think less about rainbows and more about leaving the house for actual food. PS I hid more bread money in the hot press."

Another doozy:
"What are you up to tonight? I presume you have no plans...well I'M going out for drinks with MY FRIENDS. You just sit there. SEE YOU."

 

[Jill Hives]

My dad's comments are just cutting, rather than cassically "elderly".

His latest note said
"I left you some money for milk and bread. I presume you've already spent it on crayons. Maybe think less about rainbows and more about leaving the house for actual food. PS I hid more bread money in the hot press."

Another doozy:
"What are you up to tonight? I presume you have no plans...well I'M going out for drinks with MY FRIENDS. You just sit there. SEE YOU."

Are these hand written? Pics! That latest one is brilliant. I wish I found that on my table. Now I kind want some crayons.

 

[hermie]

I hope you respond in kind:

"What you at tonight old man? Out boozing again with your gay friends? Do us a favour and drive home. PS leave more 'bread' money in the cistern I've run out of indigo"

 

[washingcattle]

My dad's comments are just cutting, rather than cassically "elderly".

His latest note said
"I left you some money for milk and bread. I presume you've already spent it on crayons. Maybe think less about rainbows and more about leaving the house for actual food. PS I hid more bread money in the hot press."

Another doozy:
"What are you up to tonight? I presume you have no plans...well I'M going out for drinks with MY FRIENDS. You just sit there. SEE YOU."

I really want to go for pints with your dad. Actually he may be my new hero. Actually I may even be your dad.


No wait. I'm not your dad. But I aspire to be your dad. wait no I mean he's the dad I want to be ? Is that right ?

Your Dad!!!!

 

[jonah]

Are these hand written? Pics! That latest one is brilliant. I wish I found that on my table. Now I kind want some crayons.

The first was the note he left before heading away for a few weeks - sentimental, huh? - the second he just said to me on his way out the door the other day. What a guy!

I really want to go for pints with your dad. Actually he may be my new hero. Actually I may even be your dad.


No wait. I'm not your dad. But I aspire to be your dad. wait no I mean he's the dad I want to be ? Is that right ?

Your Dad!!!!

Yep. Even I want to be my dad. Its like living with a jellyfish

 

[Unicron]

"I didn't, I threw it at the floor near you because you were making noise."

My dad this week when I was talking to my mum when he was on the phone. He threw a pair of scissors at us.

 

[pete]

I don’t think the world will end either, but I do believe it will end as we know it, not necessarily on the 21st but… . I believe there is a great change coming soon. A lot of sickness, death , starvation and violence at our door step.

Sounds like someone's considering a move to ireland.

 

[Unicron]

"We had one of those growing in our hall."

My mother when I was in my parent's house watching the news and a report about a cannabis seizure came on.

 

[jonah]

Mam: What are you going to do with yourself?

Me: I'm just waiting for this Hitchcock thing to come on

Mam: Something Windows?? That's Hitchcook isn't it?

 

[Jill Hives]

edit

 

[Cormcolash]

On Skype on Christmas Day to my brother that lives in Germany, one of the two nephews is running about with a toy fireman's helmet on, and my da says to my brother "Did you hear about those 2 firefighters that were shot dead in America?"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

My dad asked me if there was a film out called The Hobart.

 

[Hector Grey]

I don't believe any of this guff.

 

[Cormcolash]

My one is true. It was amazing.

 

[jonah]

Unfortunately all of mine too.

 

[Cormcolash]

I also got the old "What are you going to do with yourself when you finish college?" thing about 500 times over the past 4 days

 

[wild_cat]

My brother and myself were politely sitting on the couch eating these party food mini pizza things last night. My Dad awakes from a snooze turns to us and says:-

"Look at ye, happier than two pigs sitting in their own shit".

He then gets up and leaves the room.

Me: I'm going to have to get a good mirror when I go back up to Dublin.
My Mam: You can have that silver one your father got me as a present.
Me: I'm not taking that, he went out of his way to pick it out.
My Mam: I'll tell him that you loved his colour scheme and frame style choice and that I had to send it back up with you. Sure is your brother driving you up? *She then mockingly practices her speech to my dad* "She really loved it now, really did, said she wouldn't see the likes of it in Dublin and that you made a great choice and have a great eye for design".
Me:"I'm not taking it, he'll make some joke about me taking everything."
My Mam once again practising her lies "Roisin really loved it, she really did, I couldn't let her leave the yard without it".
Me: No.
My Mam: "Roisin, I hate it, doesn't match the vision I had for a mirror in the room. Its going with you and he'll be delighted that you like his good eye for style so much".