Quotes from your parents (1 Viewer)

[ann post]

My Da and I laughed our bollox off.

did you share bollox with your dad before this??

Spoiler

 

[washingcattle]

Eh ....Bollox is plural no ?

Bolloxes ? that doesn't sound right.

 

[ann post]

bollockses i think is right.

bollox is plural, in same way twins are. maybe it is plural? twinses??

i dont know really, i just saw that video about octopuses vs. octopii and am basing my whole grammer sistem on it.

 

[Lili Marlene]

i dont know really, i just saw that video about octopuses vs. octopii and am basing my whole grammer sistem on it.

that video really annoyed me, actually. I think because American English was literally made up to be different from normal English I got all righteous about any 'american' telling us how to spell.


you know, us irish.

 

[ann post]

that video really annoyed me, actually. I think because American English was literally made up to be different from normal English I got all righteous about any 'american' telling us how to spell.


you know, us irish.

i've thought about it though, i've become pro american english. it makes more sense.

 

[washingcattle]

i've thought about it though, i've become pro american english. it makes more sense.

Ulster - Scots is the only true langauge.

 

[washingcattle]

PS Brits out

 

[ann post]

Ulster - Scots is the only true langauge.

and Ulster - Scouse.

 

[washingcattle]

JESUS.

That must sound like a pissed off snake eating a pissed off cow.

 

[billygannon]

My mum... today... "don't people turn horrible when they're nasty"

 

[egg_]

You need to call your parents more often Jill. Then you can blather about the minutiae of life rather than the Big Questions like marriage etc

 

[washingcattle]

"Did you see the cricket?"

Classic Dad.

 

[hermie]

Haha, text from my Da:

"you want cum for dinner"

 

[Lili Marlene]

my Dad has felt obliged to get into golf since retiring

walked in on this earlier

"...they're famous for their big shafts, they're thick they are..."

had to walk right back out

 

[Anthem]

My late mother used to say this and this was passed on to her by my grandmother " If we all had the makings of ourselves we'd all be perfect".

 

[Unicron]

"I can't find fucking google."

 

[Goodbye]

I have to ring my mum after she sends a text because I have no idea what they say

 

[Jim Daniels]

You need to take a step back and take a good look at yourself.... My Dad used to say this when he was unhappy with the direction my life was taking..

 

[HMD]

a text from my ma this morning

did u realise 2day is freddie mercurys bday.

 

[Cormcolash]

She must have been on google