Bladez
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There's usually one in each five-a-side game. Because they are a bit past their prime they sit at the back playing sweeper and generally directing play. When not berating you for your mistakes they can be heard shouting inanities such as "keep it simple" and "get rid of it" and having a hissy fit when nobody follows their instructions. And then when they fuck up they blame you for their shit ability. These guys really fuck me off.