Mouthy cunts who play football (3 Viewers)

[trev]

thankfully the biggest mouthy cunt of them all doesnt play football. stand up "sir" (wtf?) alex.

 

[Cormcolash]

Futsal is class, I've seen a few tournaments on Eurosport, it's all about skill and it's very heavy on any sort of contact so there's very little fouling allowed, it looks like a great game.

 

[shitepipe]

yea, no sliding, immediate yellow card (sin bin) if you dont stay on your feet. very much non-contact, which is pretty difficult to get used to if you're used to the classic irish hoof-and-rush method of playing.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Here, I think a distinction should be drawn between physical play and kick-and-rush. Some of the best players have enjoyed a crunching tackle (Gilesy, Souness, Bremner, Robbo, etc) whilst also being exceptionally skilful.
5-a-side isn't the place for overly physical play (obviously if you're sliding in you are an idiot), but let's not reach some consensus that football should be a silent, non-contact piece of contemporary dance.

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

I was 20% more mouthy tonight, but also about 20% shitter thanks to having eaten too soon before the game.
Coincidence?

 

[Bladez]

I got stuck into the mouthy individual tonight and his teammates told him to shut the fuck up It was very satisfying.

 

[avernus]

I was 20% more mouthy tonight, but also about 20% shitter thanks to having eaten too soon before the game.
Coincidence?

I felt like that handbag of food from that gross ad about constipation due to eating just before heading to the game. Misery.

 

[Cormcolash]

Here where and when do you lads play, and how would one get there? I'm in Dublin a lot more often nowadays and might be able to get to a match sometimes!

 

[trev]

Here where and when do you lads play, and how would one get there? I'm in Dublin a lot more often nowadays and might be able to get to a match sometimes!

if you fancy a game with myself and some workmates (girls included so right up your alley no doubt) i might be able to sort you out.*







* i'll farckin well sort you owt on the pitch you caaannnnnt!

 

[RED(tape)MENACE]

We're pretty full at the minute, over full in fact.
There'll be game going when we move to grass as soon as the nights are long enough.

 

[Cormcolash]

if you fancy a game with myself and some workmates (girls included so right up your alley no doubt) i might be able to sort you out.*







* i'll farckin well sort you owt on the pitch you caaannnnnt!

Yeah I'd be up for that, girls always love a bit of my tackling.

Up for playing if you other guys move to grass when the nights get longer too!

 

[Franco]

Couldn't play with girls. Fuck that.

Had my first game back in an age last night. Suffering today. Legs were gone after about ten minutes.

 

[trev]

Couldn't play with girls. Fuck that.

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you dropping a hint there Franco?

 

[trev]

Yeah I'd be up for that, girls always love a bit of my tackling.

Up for playing if you other guys move to grass when the nights get longer too!

Tuesdays or Thursdays above in Finglas @ 6pm.
does that suit you McGeadys Lover?

 

[Franco]

Couldn't play with girls. Fuck that.

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you dropping a hint there Franco?

Its against the laws of the game to be playing with ladies.

They don't like it when you shoulder charge them into the hoardings either.

 

[snakybus]

I used to play with this tall drink of water called Myles. All he did throughout the game was shout at people. I mean, he organised the defence and all, which was good, but the shouting was nearly always over the top. He never stopped giving out. One time he even shouted at me that I had to change my orange shirt because it clashed with the red bibs of the opposing team. I said: "Yeah, ha ha, good one", and he said: "I'm serious!" So I said: "You just want to see me with my top off, don't you Myles". That shut him up.

 

[trev]

Its against the laws of the game to be playing with ladies.

They don't like it when you shoulder charge them into the hoardings either.

ok so youre not gay then?

 

[Franco]

ok so youre not gay then?

Nah. Partial to the Guardian occasionally though.

 

[avernus]

we played in some tournament and one of the teams had a couple of chicks on it - in fact they were the organisers. one of our guys - gentle sort - accidentally elbowed one of them in the face. unpleasant. moments later I elbowed the same girl in her chest. deeply unpleasant. she was grand about it though.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

we played in some tournament and one of the teams had a couple of chicks on it - in fact they were the organisers. one of our guys - gentle sort - accidentally elbowed one of them in the face. unpleasant. moments later I elbowed the same girl in her chest. deeply unpleasant. she was grand about it though.

It's the only language they understand, avernus.