your worst fear (1 Viewer)

[Corey]

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

 

[Corey]

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

[the departed]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

lighten up corey.

 

[Bellatrix]

Ah, Herne the Hunter.

I saw his disembodied head (or the disembodied head of someone who looked a lot like him) mounted on a wall last night.

So it's ok Corey. He won't be bothering you anymore.

 

[Ciansy]

I'm afraid of my whole family being turned into differently coloured blobs one by one while I'm powerless to help them. Really, I am. I used to have nightmares about it.

 

[Corey]

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

lighten up corey.

Sorry, flashback.


The one in the bar used to mess me up too, i could'nt stand behind the bar for very long when it came time for after work pints, lest i looke over my shoulder and see that massive fucking stags's head; gazing ruefully down in to my petrified and pathetic mortal eyes

 

[cpr]

animal/ human hybrids for example minotaurs, fauns and mr tumnus from the lion the witch and the wardrobe. luckily i don't come across such things on a daily basis.

 

[flashback]

Sorry, flashback.

Huh? What did you do? Some insult i missed? Shite.


When i was in college, the lad I lived with came down one night, cold sweats and everything, genuinely fucking terrified, so he had a stiff drinky.
I asked him what the story was. He said he had this horrific dream... he was running down the canal, as he did regularly, but, there was a massive gorrilla chasing him, and... the gorilla had a big bag, and he would reach into the bag, and pull out a kitten, and throw it at him.
And the kitten would be all scratching him, and then the gorilla would start chasing him again, and there would be more kittens flying all over the shop. And the gorilla would just be relentlessly chasing and throwing.

Poor lad was in bits. He fucking hated cats.
And kittens it seemed.

 

[classic seanc]

Huh? What did you do? Some insult i missed? Shite.


When i was in college, the lad I lived with came down one night, cold sweats and everything, genuinely fucking terrified, so he had a stiff drinky.
I asked him what the story was. He said he had this horrific dream... he was running down the canal, as he did regularly, but, there was a massive gorrilla chasing him, and... the gorilla had a big bag, and he would reach into the bag, and pull out a kitten, and throw it at him.
And the kitten would be all scratching him, and then the gorilla would start chasing him again, and there would be more kittens flying all over the shop. And the gorilla would just be relentlessly chasing and throwing.

Poor lad was in bits. He fucking hated cats.
And kittens it seemed.

Sounds like Thumped

 

[Squack]

i fear clowns, ventriloquist dummies, pixies, fairies, fawns and losing my virginity

 

[billygannon]

i fear clowns, ventriloquist dummies, pixies, fairies, fawns and losing my virginity

So that Clown Strip-o-gram I got you for Christmas might be a bad idea?

 

[Catwoman]

Being buried alive, being burned alive, spiders, tiny monkeys and having damp fabric touch my skin.

 

[flashback]

Being buried alive, being burned alive, spiders, tiny monkeys and having damp fabric touch my skin.

Damp fabric is a bitch alright.
Like, when its raining, and you have your water proof jacket on, and the rain sort of drips onto your jeans.
And like, it takes a minute or two, cause your pockets are a couple of layers, but then, boom, wet spot.

And denim takes ages to dry.

Burned alive is a bad one too.

 

[Lord Damian]

Damp fabric is a bitch alright.
Like, when its raining, and you have your water proof jacket on, and the rain sort of drips onto your jeans.
And like, it takes a minute or two, cause your pockets are a couple of layers, but then, boom, wet spot.

And denim takes ages to dry.

Burned alive is a bad one too.

yeah, burned alive and wet jeans. totally equal.

 

[Squack]

So that Clown Strip-o-gram I got you for Christmas might be a bad idea?

well it depends on who the clown is... think i got my fear of clowns from growing up with you, billy you're always clowing around!

 

[jillface]

i have a fear of bridges.

i'm okay these days but it used to be pretty bad.

the ha'penny bridge is a total nightmare. and that other one further down that wobbles.... eeep!

 

[nEiLo]

being decapitated by the wing mirror of a speeding bus

 

[pete]

fromn theregister.co.uk:

Belonephobia is the extreme fear of needles. If you have this, you fear getting medications via injections, vaccinations, even testing your blood. You are probably terrified of the prospect of having surgery performed on you. You may even have great difficulty going to the dentist because of what the dentist may do to your teeth and gums with needles.
Belonephobia is surprisingly common. Up to 10 per cent of people suffer from some degree of belonephobia. This is according to Dr Louisa Yim, a general practitioner from Wantirna, Victoria, Australia. Dr Yim also writes in the Australian Family Physician (August 2006) of a skin cancer patient who needed minor surgery, but the patient was belonephobic and so avoided getting the skin cancer removed. The skin cancer doubled in size.
Pregnancy poses great problems for a belonephobic since so many antepartum, intrapartum, and postpartum medical procedures involve needles. This is according to a team of five researchers from the School of Nursing at Western Michigan University led by Dr K Searing. They describe in the Journal of Obsteric, Gynecologic and Neonatal Nursing (September-October 2006) the case of a 21-year-old woman who faced great difficulties dealing with both her pregnancy and her belonephobia.
One of the more interesting theories as to why people develop belonephobia was put forward by Dr J G Hamilton of the Department of Biological Sciences at the University of Keele in Staffordshire, UK. Dr Hamilton writes in the Journal of Family Practice (August 1995) that the cause of belonephobia "lies in an inherited vasovagal reflex of shock, triggered by needle puncture. Those who inherit this reflex often learn to fear needles through successive needle exposure".
Thus, belonephobia is both inherited and learned. Belonephobia often appears with both dental phobia and blood phobia (hematophobia). Belonephobia is from the Greek word "belone" which means "needle" - makes sense. The point's been made.
Interesting facts

Belonephobics face difficulties in many realms of life. For example, while driving and when stopped for suspected DUI, a driver may have to undergo a blood test. According to Drs M M Stark and N Brener of the Forensic Medicine Unit at the St George Hospital Medical School in London, writing in the Journal of Clinical Forensic Medicine (March, 2000), courts are unlikely to allow belonephobia as legal grounds for refusing the blood test.
Stephen Juan, Ph.D. is an anthropologist at the University of Sydney.

some solutions would have been nice.

 

[ponderosa]

Thoughts of dying old, alone, senile, urine-soaked pretty much scare the fuckign crap out of me.