rape the drummer
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my own personal one happened just last week- 3rd day in college, me and another friend are recounting the humorous ways we changed the words to the song 'Monster' by The Automatic the day before. I say- "what was the one niall said", mate replies- "oh, the one about the midget" Me (even though i had seen this guy walking towards us a few moments earlier who was a 'midget') repeat the lines in a stupidly put on english accent (as he passes by)- "What's that coming out of the suit? Is it a midget? Yeah, its a midget". me and my mate kept awkward silence for a moment then and never mentioned it again.
My mate had a funnier one which i witnessed however. At a party, he ran out of beer so he sneakily takes someone else's corona. We didnt like many of the other people at the party but one lad we did like came up and started chatting- however my mate who had taken the corona had realised this guy had been drinking corona all night. So in a vain attempt to conceal the fact he stole yer man's beer, he places his hand strategically over the corona sticker. Well, it turned out yer man had suspected the stealing of the beer as shortly into the conversation he asks-
"what are you drinking lynchy?" my mate replies with a sheepish unconvincing mumble: "Miller"
Yer man then says- "is it? let me see" and starts to pry my mates fingers away from the sticker, and my mate actually resists it for a second before the corona sticker is embarrassingly revealed. Yer man then says- "that's not miller. it's a corona. why'd you say you had miller?"
My mate replies; "its not yours, i made sure it wasnt yours" So yer man just walks off.
After that my mate is a little annoyed that he's pissed yer man off but in true larry david style starts to say: "why did he want to see the sticker? what kind of person would actually pull your hand away to see the sticker on the beer."
In the end to make up for it he stole a fosters can off someone else and gave it to yer man so all was forgiven. was funny though
My mate had a funnier one which i witnessed however. At a party, he ran out of beer so he sneakily takes someone else's corona. We didnt like many of the other people at the party but one lad we did like came up and started chatting- however my mate who had taken the corona had realised this guy had been drinking corona all night. So in a vain attempt to conceal the fact he stole yer man's beer, he places his hand strategically over the corona sticker. Well, it turned out yer man had suspected the stealing of the beer as shortly into the conversation he asks-
"what are you drinking lynchy?" my mate replies with a sheepish unconvincing mumble: "Miller"
Yer man then says- "is it? let me see" and starts to pry my mates fingers away from the sticker, and my mate actually resists it for a second before the corona sticker is embarrassingly revealed. Yer man then says- "that's not miller. it's a corona. why'd you say you had miller?"
My mate replies; "its not yours, i made sure it wasnt yours" So yer man just walks off.
After that my mate is a little annoyed that he's pissed yer man off but in true larry david style starts to say: "why did he want to see the sticker? what kind of person would actually pull your hand away to see the sticker on the beer."
In the end to make up for it he stole a fosters can off someone else and gave it to yer man so all was forgiven. was funny though