Your claim to fame? (4 Viewers)

[Janer]

I stood at a urinal bedside Marty Wheelan once.

One of my friends step mother is Linda Martin and I rib him endlessly about it....even got hiim to get me her autographed picture, not sure about the insurance though

 

[JohnnyRaz]

David Gray elbowed me in the boob.

It was pretty erotic.

my pill-ed up friend once shouted 'look its david gray' at david holmes.
Other than that my life has been pretty much wasted

 

[ernesto]

paul noonan used to babysit me.

 

[#10-7]

I worked a day on that in Bray. Worst fucking working conditions ever. So bad, I didn't even bother going back for my second day.
Were you working in Bray, Sean? Did you have to do that awful dance chicken type thing? Ruth Legge is lovely.
There was this seriously annoying American fuckhead who pretty much everyone despised. Such a head-wrecker.
Let's not even disguise the wig...and they massacred my beard!

i was in this too.
gas!
i ended up hanging around with lots of sound lads as i went on my own.
i had to wear a fantasticly shit wig!

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

paul noonan used to babysit me.

did he let you stay up late and watch 18's movies?

 

[billygannon]

I had a pint with Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones...
and Paul McGrath.

My lady snogged Evan Dando - around the time It's a Shame About Ray was released too.

And we both walked past Jonathan King on Tottenham Court Road.

And I used to work in the same building as La La.

 

[ernesto]

did he let you stay up late and watch 18's movies?

yeah, he was a fuckin hero in my books.

 

[ernesto]

I had a pint with Ronnie Wood from the Rolling Stones...
and Paul McGrath.

My lady snogged Evan Dando - around the time It's a Shame About Ray was released too.

And we both walked past Jonathan King on Tottenham Court Road.

And I used to work in the same building as La La.

And I used to work in the same building as billygannon

lucky woman!

 

[classic seanc]

i was in this too.
gas!
i ended up hanging around with lots of sound lads as i went on my own.
i had to wear a fantasticly shit wig!

I never got no wig.
I did get to meet one Shaun Mulrooney, who went on to be the singer in that band Humanzi. He was the DJ in that bit in Bray.

So, y'know, that means you're next for fame and stuff #10-7.

 

[Super Dexta]

I never got no wig.
I did get to meet one Shaun Mulrooney, who went on to be the singer in that band Humanzi. He was the DJ in that bit in Bray.

So, y'know, that means you're next for fame and stuff #10-7.

hey, he's already in ads for phones..

 

[flashback]

I knew Billy Gannon before he was cool. And Famous.

How are you Mr Gannon? I shall be seeing you sometime after Christmas. Am I invited to your New Years Party this year? You arent going to be in Ghey London are you. If am not goingto be in Ghey New York, you arent allowed be in Ghey London.

Hugx.
The Mac.

 

[classic seanc]

hey, he's already in ads for phones..

My claim to fame: #10-7 know's me to see.

 

[Yurn!]

Twink once left a voicemail on my phone.

 

[P. Littbarski]

i once got drunk with ira kaplan after a gig in germany

i was a 'belfast youth rioter' in 'In the name of the father'

i saw bob geldof once at an airport

 

[flashback]

Oh yeah. Willem Dafoe sort of went to ask me something, when I was on my way home from work. And I mumbled something to the effect of, "sorry mate, I cant help you", cause I thought he was a mad homeless person. Then I realised it was him.

His eyes, and face in general, is very scary when you are up close, I tell you what.


I also saw Penelope Cruz picking up dog shit. She had one of those mouse hounds on a string, and it took a nasty scuttery nervous kind of dump. She looked unwell. Penelope that is.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Willem Dafoe always reminds me of Denis Leary.

 

[flashback]

Willem Dafoe always reminds me of Denis Leary.

Leary is actually a big lad. I saw him. He is a substantial bloke. Willem Dafoe wasnt really. I reckon I would batter Willem Dafoe.

And, Denis Leary would batter me. Deffo.

 

[pete]

I saw Ronan Collins in Eddie Rockets Stillorgan about 9 years ago.

i saw ronan keating & his missus in eddie rockets about 3 years ago. they were in the queue behind us.

exciting.

 

[Janer]

Leary is actually a big lad. I saw him. He is a substantial bloke. Willem Dafoe wasnt really. I reckon I would batter Willem Dafoe.

And, Denis Leary would batter me. Deffo.

Willem would be over 50 years of age, u happy u batter ole guys then?????
I spit on u, I spit on ur grave......I....thinks of old violent tittilation films

mmmmmmm

 

[flashback]

Willem would be over 50 years of age, u happy u batter ole guys then?????
I spit on u, I spit on ur grave......I....thinks of old violent tittilation films

mmmmmmm

Jeepers creepers Janer. I was only saying. You know. If push came to shove, I'd slap him one. For being homeless and mad looking. Right on those wing like cheek bones of his.