This is only semi related, but it reminded me of Eddie Wally, the Belgian crooner that Eurotrash used to rip it out of without him realising...Eilert Pilarm is a genius. He has no place in this thread.
Eurotrash showed him in Vegas once trying to 'make it', he did some quality Flemish Elvis (Flemvis?) moves to a bemused audience of obese people wearing bum-bags...
I love that perma tanned Belgian demi-god