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[#10-7]

let the mornig rip with your hands desire.

see? my signatures's obviously about boners.

 

[snakybus]

and sometimes the difference between a kebab and the love of a good woman is 4.95

 

[ann post]

and there's KFC in donegal, yes? you norries love your bit of chicken so ye do

yep, the yanks have got us by the balls now, KFC, Mc Donalds and Kids with marlyn manson make-up at the monday night rock disco.

we have 'the four lanterns' [colloquial - "the four lights"] - its nordiespeak for supermacs.

and how the fuck did you know that?

 

[Unclealo]

yep, the yanks have got us by the balls now, KFC, Mc Donalds and Kids with marlyn manson make-up at the monday night rock disco.

we have 'the four lanterns' [colloquial - "the four lights"] - its nordiespeak for supermacs.

and how the fuck did you know that?

4 Lights snackbox. Minker-tastic

 

[snakybus]

I have loads of useless trivia in my brainbox, may as well use it

 

[ann post]

4 Lights snackbox. Minker-tastic

havent had one in years. I'm still a slave to the big 4.

 

[freddienonose]

sometimes there are times in a lady's life when any food other than take-aways is too emotionally demanding. q.e.d. and other smart sounding stuff.

and sometimes all the shops are closed except the kebab place.

Hmmm.......

Pretty much exactly what my girlfriend said when she dumped me last week

 

[Super Dexta]

sorreee
we're a predictable bunch wha?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

sometimes there are times in a lady's life when any food other than take-aways is too emotionally demanding. q.e.d. and other smart sounding stuff.

and sometimes all the shops are closed except the kebab place.

you just need a new hobby... try some new "exciting" foods indian, mexican, italian... burger and chips must get boring...

 

[Super Dexta]

you just need a new hobby... try some new "exciting" foods indian, mexican, italian... burger and chips must get boring...

exciting foods are the worst! they give you fierce indigestion! and you know i don't like chili....
i still think it was funny how you called a hobby a 'hoppy' last night. when you meant boy. it's going to be my new term for desirable members of the opposite sex. as in, 'hag is such a hoppy'.

 

[Super Dexta]

you can always put interesting sauces on burger and chips to liven them up. what was that sauce you put on my chips that night?
mmm..hag's sauce....repeat double entendres ad infinitum......

 

[avernus]

reminds me of that dylan moran joke "when you get older you realise some things, like: curry and seduction rarely happen on the same night"

 

[snakybus]

guy I knew put his dick in a burger once

I always thought, what a waste of a burger. And it must have been hot in there too!

 

[avernus]

guy I knew put his dick in a burger once

I always thought, what a waste of a burger. And it must have been hot in there too!

did he eat it?

 

[brassy]

"Pffffffffff! ma boyfrend is za sheep loveur!"

hag, va te faire foutre, charlot!

 

[avernus]

hag, va te faire foutre, charlot!

quelque fois, je prefere 'va te faire encule'.

 

[brassy]

quelque fois, je prefere 'va te faire encule'.

oui mais c'est un ami!

 

[Wheels]

oui mais c'est un ami!

N'est pas il grand que nous communicte de bidon dans d'autres langues et vous ne devons pas même pouvoir parler la langue ? ! !

 

[Ex-User (250)]

oh god... i wish juliette was here

 

[snakybus]

did he eat it?

I've no idea

He was an odd fellow