Working but want to see naked girls, don't worry. (6 Viewers)

[Ex-User (250)]

i still have issues with bosco (obviously...)

 

[Ed]

??????????????

ok, maybe i didn't tell you.
I worked in a supermarket until i was 20, by all accounts it was a fairly pleasant place to work. Anyways there was this dude who everyone knew wasn't quite right in the head in a creepy sort of way. This was confirmed to everyone when he was found in the cereal aisle in the stock room getting to know himself better.
The story that generally went round (as these things do) was that he had a pack of cocopops in one hand while was was making inappropriate use of his other hand.

 

[Buckrake]

he had a pack of cocopops in one hand

special k would have been understandable...

 

[Super Dexta]

ok, maybe i didn't tell you.
I worked in a supermarket until i was 20, by all accounts it was a fairly pleasant place to work. Anyways there was this dude who everyone knew wasn't quite right in the head in a creepy sort of way. This was confirmed to everyone when he was found in the cereal aisle in the stock room getting to know himself better.
The story that generally went round (as these things do) was that he had a pack of cocopops in one hand while was was making inappropriate use of his other hand.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think you did tell me and i blocked it out!
dudes and their sex drives

 

[Ex-User (250)]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i think you did tell me and i blocked it out!
dudes and their sex drives

just wait 'til you're my age... you won't be so 'cool' about sex then... heh heh heh. "oh please mister, can i have some more?" and shit like that...

 

[snakybus]

most porn is boring, though it can be funny

but internet porn isn't even funny - oh yeah, there's another pixillated picture of a mickey and a gash, wahey

and rape sites, well they're just disturbing - who gets off on rape sites?

That guy Seymour Butts, who's on Porn: A Family Business, what's he all about - it's like a reality show about the business of porn.....wtf? Seems to me porn is to sex like Burger King is to, I dunno, a good meal cooked by an Italian chef or something. Would you watch a reality show about people working in Burger King? Maybe, I dunno.

although Dunning says Seymour Butts makes really good porn, and he'd know I guess

 

[Ex-User (250)]

most porn is boring, though it can be funny

but internet porn isn't even funny - oh yeah, there's another pixillated picture of a mickey and a gash, wahey

and rape sites, well they're just disturbing - who gets off on rape sites?

That guy Seymour Butts, who's on Porn: A Family Business, what's he all about - it's like a reality show about the business of porn.....wtf? Seems to me porn is to sex like Burger King is to, I dunno, a good meal cooked by an Italian chef or something. Would you watch a reality show about people working in Burger King? Maybe, I dunno.

although Dunning says Seymour Butts makes really good porn, and he'd know I guess

yeah, dunning just seems like he'd be made into it for some reason... beats me.

aaaaaaaa ha ha ha, the shnake making lurv... "comma here mamma, i makea you likea ginger in ma hands................................ putty."

porn is for dull people who don't actually fancy the people they're with, no? i've never really had a need for additional stimulus personally... like, you think the perosn you're going to sleep with is hot, no? well, in general like...

 

[Buckrake]

slightly lateral step but.... did anybody see the documentary on channel 4 on monday night called 'animal passions'? it was about zoophiles - people who have loving sexual relationships with animals...

 

[Beast]

I put this thread up as a good Joke but something has presented itself which I find very interesting.

There seems to be a theme developing about waht material is proper to view while sitting on the desk.

Try this on...

In the US. With the advent of the Internet age. Corporations have begun a very strict rule which indicates that an employee may be dismissed from employment if they view any site not directly related to work... This includes Personal Email.

It has gotten so bad that corporations have employed internet detectives which monitor all traffic passing through the company bandwidth.

And it is Legal.

Because, since the employee is on the compnay timeclock using company purchased materials through a bandwidth rented or purchased by the company.... You get the idea.

So sitting in your office looking at htis message could get you a P45.

What's worse is since you are technically stealing from the company they can inform your next employeer so... the job you hate so much that you've been at for five years couldn't be used on your CV. You can't use them as a reference.

So, enjoy your bit and pieces here on the net.

(My best friend got fired becuase he was looking up info about some insurance coverage while at work... He went to thirty job interviews before being able to get a job... the reason why he'd nevver get hired....

Questionable time management skills in relation to Data research and collection

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

that animal thing was the funniest shit ever

andrew

 

[Bag'o'cans]

The little minx, he wants it. But that animal program ha ha ha ha, half mare half human kids, lordy lou.

 

[Ed]

Coco the monkey is leading our kids astray

 

[Buckrake]

that animal thing was the funniest shit ever

andrew

i agree... was like a total piss take... right down to that guy with the blonde mullet like garth out of wayne's world...

 

[egg_]

In the US. With the advent of the Internet age. Corporations have begun a very strict rule which indicates that an employee may be dismissed from employment if they view any site not directly related to work... This includes Personal Email.

Are you living in the US, Beast?
Time to leave. Really

 

[Super Dexta]

slightly lateral step but.... did anybody see the documentary on channel 4 on monday night called 'animal passions'? it was about zoophiles - people who have loving sexual relationships with animals...

www.dolphinsex.com
that's all you need to know
probably more than you need to know, in fact!

 

[Super Dexta]

bah - it's not working. it used to work. it was hilarious. the links to pages about how to ride geese and corpses were even better though.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i am so tired today, i got around 2 hours snooze last night on account of seeing some english series with some of the guys from brasseye, guy and girl live in apartment, they tell the landlady they're a couple but they're not, artist living downstairs... very funny, i had to watch all 7 episodes. i'm just saying because i'm hallucinating kinda and i'm likely to say some weird shit at some point during the day... that series is really good. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

[Super Dexta]

www.dolphinsex.org

my mistake

and
http://www.dolphinsex.org/goose.html
http://www.dolphinsex.org/necrodummy.html

You should love a dolphin, not because of the sexual relief they can provide, but because they are a unique animal, one of the few wild animals that seek the company of man by their own initiative. This is special. Do not abuse it.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i agree... was like a total piss take... right down to that guy with the blonde mullet like garth out of wayne's world...

i still have a quote of his in my sent items on muh'phone after he saw a horse cum all over his bird or something
"i was like 'Uhhh...hey this is kinda cool!'"
extreme-humour

'Maregasm'

andrew

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

the guy who left his wife and kids for a horse was the best
he got hepatitis from getting a tatoo of his horse!

hahahah

andrew