Wierd shit found in flat (1 Viewer)

[brianoak]

Cos I read that girlas are into that.........is it not true?

Is ur gf called Martina!? We-ird. How come ur so horrible to me then?

 

[Buzzo]

As in invisible until suddenly in a certain light you see kids hand prints everywhere.

And if it was greasy enough and in the right light.. hey presto! you'd have little handshaped windows into your neighbours lives.....

Oakie, Burkey.... get a room

 

[Wavioli]

Found a pair of furry handcuffs and the keys behind a mirror when moving shit around in my new gaff.
Anyone else ever found anything like this.

Thats it, im moving in!

will seriously let you know later...

 

[Wavioli]

actually now that you mention it, we found a used tampon in a cupboard in a house we moved into.

That house was really weird tho, strange patterns of nails hammered into the walls, all the bedroom doors had chubb locks on them, and most disgustingly of all there was a sack of rotten potatos that loads of these tiny flies had hatched out of and were dotted all over the house. There was also gravel all over the kitchen...

Last time i let someone else pick the gaff I move into.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

some unopened bottle of eastern european booze that we can't identify turned up in our kitchen at the weekend

reckon i'll drink the fuck out of it

 

[krystal]

once I called over to andy's flat and he was there.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

and i invited you in..
did you have any trouble crossing rivers and streams?

 

[guy of the tiger]

once I called over to andy's flat and he was there.

heh heh heh!

 

[krystal]

Andy, I wouldn't give you the piss off my stream if you were lying on the floor, all burned up like some indian chick whos just had acid thrown in her face.

Have I gone too far.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

don't get the indian chick reference....

when are you going to drop around our plates?

 

[guy of the tiger]

I wouldn't give you the piss off my stream if you were lying on the floor,

I feel sexy.

 

[krystal]

oh yeah, tell you what. I'll call into the pub tonight and smash them one by one in front of you, before turning on my stilettoed heel and sashaying out.

don't get the indian chick reference....


when are you going to drop around our plates?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

attitude.

 

[krystal]

If I waited till the weekend, I'd have Sattitude.

attitude.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

life's a gas, man

 

[brianoak]

~Ha ha sound talk to you later

Thats it, im moving in!

will seriously let you know later...

 

[therealjohnny]

Great website
http://www.foundmagazine.com/

 

[Latex lizzie]

great indeed. the "find of the week" archive is brilliant

 

[CITY BABY]

there was a weird picture hanging in a creepy old house we used to live in bout 6 years ago, it was all jigsaw pieces glued onto a frame ,they all fitted together but didnt make up a picture, anyways one night in the house we was havin a bit of an aul session with some a the aul mushrooms and got curious about this picture.started to pick off the pieces, and who was behind the jigsaw pictures............................................

the blessed feckin virgin

 

[Lord Damian]

there was a weird picture hanging in a creepy old house we used to live in bout 6 years ago, it was all jigsaw pieces glued onto a frame ,they all fitted together but didnt make up a picture, anyways one night in the house we was havin a bit of an aul session with some a the aul mushrooms and got curious about this picture.started to pick off the pieces, and who was behind the jigsaw pictures............................................

i reckon at that point i would have soiled myself most heartily. fuckin' heavy duty.