Wicked Things You've Done. (2 Viewers)

[THE DEVIL]

I just had Goebels in from H.R, and believe it or not, we're low on numbers. Forward your details please, along with any mateiralistic or coveteous requests that you'd be willing to trade your soul for.
(You're already in with a promotion before you even start, Mackle.)


Kind regards,
Satan.

 

[sugar_referee]

i would trade my soul for a slushie machine.
and im not fucking joking

 

[ms.b.haven]

i always wanted a Mr Frostie. i think i've mentioned that before.

 

[glen]

 

[THE DEVIL]

i always wanted a Mr Frostie. i think i've mentioned that before.

Thats a fairly meanial thing to trade your soul for. Think bigger,Mrs.B; it's gotta be somthing you dont have that would really improve your lifestyle and general wellbeing.
Like a windproof, head-sized paper bag. Or a sense of humour.

 

[Unclealo]

I was playing at a Hoot Night in the Sugar Club, and afterwards psuedo comedy band Clint Velour and the Camonbert Quartet came on afterwards. In a gush of drunken outrage at their brutalisation of various rock classics, I strolled over to the side of the stage and waved at the band mid song until they looked at me. Then I gave them the finger. Is this bad form?

 

[ms.b.haven]

oh fuck off would you, i don't find you amusing even if others do

Thats a fairly meanial thing to trade your soul for. Think bigger,Mrs.B; it's gotta be somthing you dont have that would really improve your lifestyle and general wellbeing.
Like a windproof, head-sized paper bag. Or a sense of humour.

 

[THE DEVIL]

I was playing at a Hoot Night in the Sugar Club, and afterwards psuedo comedy band Clint Velour and the Camonbert Quartet came on afterwards. In a gush of drunken outrage at their brutalisation of various rock classics, I strolled over to the side of the stage and waved at the band mid song until they looked at me. Then I gave them the finger. Is this bad form?

Not really. The Four Cheeses are a regular fixture down here, due to the soul destroying mercilessness that is their 'music'. Any insults to their status or efforts made in the direction of their demise are therefore considered an act of general goodwill for the sake of all mankind, which unfortunately compromises my position on the matter. Piddly little rep for effort though.

 

[THE DEVIL]

oh fuck off would you, i don't find you amusing even if others do

That's because of the lack of the sense of humour. Stupid Christian.

 

[ms.b.haven]

or the fact that you're a complete wankbag and i'm not in the mood for trivial bickering. But whatever makes you feel better about yourself, you never know this time next week you might have 200 rep points, now wouldn't that be something to celebrate.

pleb

That's because of the lack of the sense of humour. Stupid Christian.

 

[THE DEVIL]

or the fact that you're a complete wankbag and i'm not in the mood for trivial bickering. But whatever makes you feel better about yourself, you never know this time next week you might have 200 rep points, now wouldn't that be something to celebrate.

pleb

Posts: 16
Rep: 222
Rep Power: 0

Champagne anyone?

 

[ms.b.haven]

again.

pleb.

 

[*The*Satan]

wtf!!!!

 

[THE DEVIL]

wtf!!!!

Thats wierd. You sure you're not God trying to fuck me over again?

Fuck, check out our signatures. Same planet, different channel.

 

[ms.b.haven]

without a doubt you're Hag

Thats wierd. You sure you're not God trying to fuck me over again?

Fuck, check out our signatures. Same planet, different channel.

 

[*The*Satan]

Ban the Devil!!!

 

[THE DEVIL]

without a doubt you're Hag

No. I'm THE DEVIL. But if i was a hag i'd be terrificly offended that you'd assume i(the hag) was pretending to be me (THE DEVIL) and dock you loads of rep for assuming i (hag) was of bad character. Then i'd skip onto the treadmill for a bit and try beating the record you set last week while watching Barney and Friends. Now shake hands with the divil, and stop acting all high and mighty. I hate high and mighty.

 

[THE DEVIL]

Ban the Devil!!!

Story of our immortal lives, brother.

 

[ms.b.haven]

bear in the big blue house actually, have you something against fat people?

 

[THE DEVIL]

bear in the big blue house actually, have you something against fat people?

I do now.