who is your favourite johnny? (2 Viewers)

[nlgbbbblth]

Johnny Was

 

[Vinnie]

I think it's a little suspicious that the day before the biggest popularity contest of his life, Mr Stress launches a range of extremely popular online 19th century monkey caper stories. This aint right. This aint right at all.

 

[La La]

I hope LaLa feels really bad for starting this.

it's pretty bad alright. what'llidoooooo?????????

 

[Pantone247]

it's pretty bad alright. what'llidoooooo?????????

I think a "Poll of Justice"tm is in order

Post up several punishments and let the good bergers of Thumped decide

 

[Corey]

This Johnny.

 

[Vinnie]

The fact that you gave J Stress a tip-off is an insult to the very fabric of democracy. You have insulted everybody who has ever lived since the Greeks.

it's pretty bad alright. what'llidoooooo?????????

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I like all the johnnies, even the rubber ones, and now I feel bad that I didn't vote for JohnnyRaz because he reminds me of George Hook. Or maybe it's because he used to have George Hook as his avatar. Sometimes I feel like JohnnyRaz and me would make a great TV crimefighting duo. There'd be all sorts of tension, and half the time we wouldn't be speaking to each other because I'd be all offended at stuff he said, but deep down, there'd be real cop-to-cop affection, all "You know what I hate about you? I hate that I'd take a bullet for you, asshole." You know, that kind.

But outside of that even, JohnnyRaz deserves some votes -- c'mon people! Don't emasculate the poor guy! That's MY job!

that would be deadly. It would be just like dirty harry ii. Except we'd work it so you wouldnt get killed in the end and all of our cases would involve wombs.

you could also continuiously point out that my big gun was to compensate for my feelings of sexual inadequacy.
I't'd be deadly!!

 

[La La]

The fact that you gave J Stress a tip-off is an insult to the very fabric of democracy. You have insulted everybody who has ever lived since the Greeks.

and where did i do that?

also no one has ever said that about me before; i feel all special

 

[Nate Champion]

Handsome Johnny

 

[therealjohnny]

The fact that you gave J Stress a hand-job is an insult to the very fabric of democracy.

Lies!! How dare you sir

 

[jane]

that would be deadly. It would be just like dirty harry ii. Except we'd work it so you wouldnt get killed in the end and all of our cases would involve wombs.

you could also continuiously point out that my big gun was to compensate for my feelings of sexual inadequacy.
I't'd be deadly!!

Awesome. And you can retort by pointing out that my obsession with your big gun is due to penis envy.

They might as well send us the Emmy for "Sassiest Crimefighting Duo" before we even start filming.

I can't wait!

 

[avernus]

Awesome. And you can retort by pointing out that my obsession with your big gun is due to penis envy.

They might as well send us the Emmy for "Sassiest Crimefighting Duo" before we even start filming.

I can't wait!

uhhh can I play the angry loudmouth chief?

 

[jane]

It'll be like this.

JANE: Raz, the Chief wants to see us in his office.
JOHNNYRAZ: Shit, Janey, what'd we do this time?

[AVERNUS enters. His swagger is that of a man who's just spilled in his trousers, and he is chewing on a cigar as he barrels through the copshop to his office.]

AVERNUS: You two! In my office! Pronto!

It'll be like that ALL THE TIME.

 

[Pantone247]

The twist is in the last epsidoe of the last series of "Raz and Janey" is the one where they realise that all the cases of murdered hookers at stag partys they've not been able to solve all series, we're actually commited by Chief Aernus!!!

 

[Johnnyc]

Wow, it's just like the Oscars.

If I win, I promise to blub uncontrollably, mention "the power of imagination" in my acceptance speech and immediately vanish from radar ala Mira Sorvino.

 

[La La]

fucking hell, johnnystress and diddles are writing a book, jane and avernus are starring in their own cop tv show


what the fuck is going on?

 

[therealjohnny]

If I win I plan to send a woman dressed as a "native american" to collect my award in some sort of protest at something


and to thank Jesus

 

[Pantone247]

fucking hell, johnnystress and diddles are writing a book, jane and avernus are starring in their own cop tv show


what the fuck is going on?

me and rampz are starting are own zero carbon, all vegan, sustainable community over on the For Sale forum

 

[theweeyin]

I voted for JohnnyRaz. Not only because I felt sorry for him but he has the most inventive self portrait pic, out of the three, on the board.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

I voted for JohnnyRaz. Not only because I felt sorry for him but he has the most inventive self portrait pic, out of the three, on the board.

is this the thumped equivalent of a charity shag?
any lovin' is lovin'.