who is your favourite johnny? (1 Viewer)

[sexypornolady]

I dont want to offend anyone

Hahahahahaha.

 

[Vinnie]

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

You showing off now coz Brush is back?

Hahahahahaha.

 

[therealjohnny]

looks like Im thumped least favourite johnny. shouldve voted for myself.

must try harder.

I voted for you

or it might have been the other guy

 

[avernus]

they're all the one, though.

 

[sexypornolady]

You showing off now coz Brush is back?

Yeah. And he texted me before you when he got back.

 

[Vinnie]

My phone has been off all day. Hang on a sec...


Goddamn Brush.

Yeah. And he texted me before you when he got back.

 

[Vinnie]

Oh, hi Vinnie

 

[sexypornolady]

Yeah? Fuck that guy anyway.

 

[Squiggle]

I voted for you

or it might have been the other guy

It was the other guy

 

[Vinnie]

Thanks Sexypornolady. Sometimes I feel like you're the only true friend I've got.

Yeah? Fuck that guy anyway.

 

[Pantone247]

 

[jane]

I like all the johnnies, even the rubber ones, and now I feel bad that I didn't vote for JohnnyRaz because he reminds me of George Hook. Or maybe it's because he used to have George Hook as his avatar. Sometimes I feel like JohnnyRaz and me would make a great TV crimefighting duo. There'd be all sorts of tension, and half the time we wouldn't be speaking to each other because I'd be all offended at stuff he said, but deep down, there'd be real cop-to-cop affection, all "You know what I hate about you? I hate that I'd take a bullet for you, asshole." You know, that kind.

But outside of that even, JohnnyRaz deserves some votes -- c'mon people! Don't emasculate the poor guy! That's MY job!

 

[Pantone247]

"You know what I hate about you? I hate that I'd take a bullet for you, asshole."

Hey that's good! I've been trying to decide what to write on my grandmother birthday card all morning, thanks Jane!

 

[jane]

Hey that's good! I've been trying to decide what to write on my grandmother birthday card all morning, thanks Jane!

No problem. I'm working on my latest series of greeting cards now, which may interest you. I sell the "Past Partners Series" in packs of twenty.

This one is a big seller:

Inside it reads: I hope I didn't make you infertile. The burning only lasts a while. Get well soon and use a condom next time!​

 

[sexypornolady]

I hope LaLa feels really bad for starting this.

 

[Bellatrix]

"You know what I hate about you? I hate that I'd take a bullet for you, asshole."

Amazing. I love that cop-to-cop affection thing.

 

[Pantone247]

I'm flattered you think I have anything like 20 past partners....

No problem. I'm working on my latest series of greeting cards now, which may interest you. I sell the "Past Partners Series" in packs of twenty.

Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have the syphilis
Now so do you!

 

[jane]

I'm flattered you think I have anything like 20 past partners....



Rose are red
Violets are blue
I have the syphilis
Now so do you!

Exactly. You're hired. We pay ten cents a day and you can't use our pens until you've washed your hands.

 

[Pantone247]

you can't use our penis until you've washed your hands.

*snigger*

 

[jane]

Or this one:

. We can't use your penis until you've washed our hands.