White Poo (1 Viewer)

[Lammas]

remember those days playing on the street and you would encounter a white dog poo?.....has anyone seen one recently?........thought not.

 

[Squack]

remember those days playing on the street and you would encounter a white dog poo?.....has anyone seen one recently?........thought not.

people are too busy cleaning up after der dogs now

remember when you would see a dog shite half way up a wall and wonder how the bejaysus is ever got there

 

[Goodbye]

fuck yeah... white dog shite... how could you forget

 

[billygannon]

people are too busy cleaning up after der dogs now

remember when you would see a dog shite half way up a wall and wonder how the bejaysus is ever got there

That wasn't a shite. That was a mirror.

 

[Goodbye]

dissapointing billy, your capable of better wize cracks then that...

c'mooooon

 

[Squack]

dissapointing billy, your capable of better wize cracks then that...

c'mooooon

billy is desperately 'shite' at wise cracks believe me i know

 

[billygannon]

Arse you fuckbrain.

 

[Alex]

remember those days playing on the street and you would encounter a white dog poo?.....has anyone seen one recently?........thought not.

I remember a similar thread a while ago... erm... getting a life, all of us..?

However, at the time, a well informed poster pointed out that the white poo was due to some ingredient that used to be in most of dog foods and then was replaced by something else

Apparently, this is why white poo is no longer

 

[billygannon]

billy is desperately 'shite' at wise cracks believe me i know

Yeah... yeah... well, you're fucking dead.

 

[Squack]

Yeah... yeah... well, you're fucking dead.

just try it bitch breath
and you'll feel the power of my fuck kicking

 

[billygannon]

blah blah blah, I'm a stupid spa

Anything "risky" happening tonight then? How's Cock-Tie?

 

[spectraljanitor]

White Poo-er! !bog

 

[Squack]

Anything "risky" happening tonight then? How's Cock-Tie?

cock tie is in greece, and nought 'risky'going on tonight smart arse

 

[Wooly]

remember those days playing on the street and you would encounter a white dog poo?.....has anyone seen one recently?........thought not.

Working for DynoRod last year

About to open a sewer drain somewhere out the southside - this granny runs out of her house asking us to hold off on opening it, then runs back into her gaff for a few minutes

We hear flushing.

Then she comes back out, tells us its okay to open the drain, so we do, only to greet a little piece of white pooh bobbing from the direction of her humble abode.


Something to do with Iron, supposedly

 

[LMD64]

I saw white poo in Hampton Palace a couple of weeks ago (you know, when i was visiting the Queen, like) and I got all nostal-gick. Then I realised it was all the geese walking around on the grass that were leaving them behind, not dogs. I realised this when I noticed assorted turds, in various stages of dehydration, ranging back from steaming mushy-pea green, through crumbly flaky brown, to chalky powdery white. Damn those geese, getting my hopes up like that.






Afterthought: I wonder if the geese are on the same diet now that the dogs used to be on?

 

[snakybus]

hey squack I met you at the ballroom bash

I go "hi squack" and when I was about ten yards away you shout "My name is Cunt Face!""

made me laugh, it did

 

[thegoone]

i used to be convinced peoples dogs were lickin paint off walls

im still not to sure in fact, dogs are weird

 

[LMD64]

Take that back, dogs are great! Cats are horrible. Echidnae, now they're weird, the spiky little burrowing bastards.

 

[thegoone]

cats are weird too

when i was young an animal livin in your gaff didnt seem weird
now theres not a hope in hell id have an animal livin in my gaff

 

[rumpus]

ye mean none besides yerself ya fiwlfee animoe!


cat's are just waiting for us to fall asleep so they can eat our eyes

dogs are poor dumb shits and great company

birds in cages...well that's just ridiculous

now, the TARSIER, that's a pet I've always wanted



you've got to love them!!!